Okay, now let's get this going.
Turn 0You, five adventurers, are roughly thrown out of a speeding wagon as it passes through Haccenville. Your clothes taken as payment for the ride, you cover your private areas and look around. A small village, Haccenville is home to a couple mundane shops and a few shacks. Thanking yourselves that the people you hooked a ride with could only see what you had equipped, you each pull a bag containing 30 gold out of your inventory. You would have put your underwear there but they would have probably gotten suspicious if none of you were wearing underwear.
Brought together by chance, you five share some sort of inexplicable bond. Maybe it's fate, maybe it's the fact that you've all seen each other's bums, but whatever it is you feel like you'd die for these people. Well, maybe not die for, but you'd definitely help them out if they were in trouble. And you probably wouldn't charge them much for the favor.
You notice that people have left their hovels and are staring at you. These aren't the normal "five naked people have just been dropped off in the middle of our town" stares - you're used to that. They're talking to each other and pointing at the only slightly decorated building in town too much and not staring at your naughty bits enough for that. You suspect that you've just fulfilled some crazy prophecy and they're going to worship you or something.
On cue, a man in a funky hat steps out of the almost-decorated-enough-to-warrant-the-word building and promptly has a heart attack at the sight of you.
"Oh, come on, they're not
that ugly," SHAD0Wdump says, attempting humor. This just incites gasps from the populace, causing several of them to rush up to you and push you into the church. Fearing they're going to cook you alive and feast on your tender, bare flesh, you resist, but they just shove you harder.
Upon entering the church, you see mosaics on the walls, depicting five suspiciously familiar naked people being thrown out of a cart and a priest-looking sort of person dropping dead at the sight of them. One of them even has a speech bubble saying, "Oh, come on, they're not
that ugly," italics and all.
A man in a hat that's almost as funky as the last priest-guy's hat walks up to you, speaking. "You must be the warriors of prophecy. This is the church of Nico Pichas Charuben, and our ancient mosaics have foretold your arrival in our small village of Hacceville. We have been told by our god that, if we provide you with free transportation to the multitude of conveniently monster-occupied caves surrounding the village, you will cause our town's economy to thrive."
"Oh, sweet," one of you says. "So where's our equipment? We're kind of vulnerable now."
The priest looks at you in surprise, then annoyance. "Well, we can't just hand out free stuff to every prophesied nude that walks up to us. You have some gold. Go buy it yourselves."
The five of you walk out in the street, happy at the chance to kill some monsters, but annoyed that you aren't getting any equipment. Looking down the street, you see Joe's Weapon Shack, The Best Defense is a Good Defense, and No Deadly Poisons Disguised as Healing Potions or Your Money Back. If you're going to go on a dungeon crawl, you better get equipped first.
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So you guys can just buy weapons and armor with your 30 gold. You don't need to have a roll now unless you want to train with whatever weapon you have. After next turn, you'll get on a wagon and head out to the first dungeon. You don't have any healing magic, but it's not going to be "oh god we're going to die" hard. Also I've decided that you guys are going to have HP to more resemble video games, but I'm going to determine how damage works (i.e. it's not going to be "this sword deals 1d6+1 damage"). Also just because you have an HP bar doesn't mean you can't get your limbs lopped off.
Statuses10/10 HP 30 gold
Body: Normal, Healthy.
Equipment: Naked.
Inventory: None.
10/10 HP 30 gold
Body: Normal, Healthy.
Equipment: Naked.
Inventory: None.
10/10 HP 30 gold
Body: Normal, Healthy.
Equipment: Naked.
Inventory: None.
10/10 HP 30 gold
Body: Normal, Healthy.
Equipment: Naked.
Inventory: None.
10/10 HP 30 gold
Body: Normal, Healthy.
Equipment: Naked.
Inventory: None.