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[Cheddarius]

> Throw lamp at ghosts

[webadict]

Walk into the intersection and start dancing for attention.

You figure you'd rather dance where you were.

Look at pill bottle. Are there more pills? Read pill bottle and pills.

(We totally just took the pills some random person threw away, and we didn't even look to see if we should have taken them with food)

The bottle is unfortunately missing the label. And missing all of its contents.

>Ask lamp, "where am I?"

"Hola, Melvin!"

I feel that the Lamp will not tell us anything else. In fact, what if everyone else was named Melvin? What if the lamp is malfunctioning?

Question existance.

You question existence. Or perhaps existence questions you?

Rub lamp, ask lamp to turn us into the scythe monster from 404.

You rub the lamp. "Hallo, Melvin!"

> Throw lamp at ghosts

You throw the lamp at a nearby ghost. The lamp strikes the ghost, smashing it through a window. You suddenly feel as if that wasn't a good idea.

You feel as if the turtle is staring at the intersection.

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[Phantom]

First, be the turtle. Second, run the f*ck away from that place.

[Cheddarius]

> x intersection

[Tradanbattlan]

Do a moonwalk, triumphantly.
And if the ghosts run away, wander around.
Develop mental link with Turtle.

[Frelock]

>Poke ghost.

[webadict]

First, be the turtle. Second, run the f*ck away from that place.

The turtle is already the turtle!

> x intersection

You cross into the intersection. Suddenly,a portrait appears! The ghosts appear to be in alarm.

Do a moonwalk, triumphantly.
And if the ghosts run away, wander around.
Develop mental link with Turtle.

You'd rather not moonwalk right now.

The ghosts seems to be frightened of you.

You think you already have a Mental Link with the turtle.

>Poke ghost.

You've already tried. You go right through them.

You've gained CLARITY LVL 3! Suddenly, the ghostlike creatures become ever more ghostlike. You see light skeletons inside the ghosts. They appear to be frightened of you. You feel as though the turtle is staring at the portrait.

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[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Grab a skeleton bone. Preferably a leg-bone, but we'll settle for a coccyx.

> Examine portrait.

[Frelock]

>Throw portrait at ghost.

[Phantom]

First, be a ghost. Second, say hi to Ghosts.

[Cheddarius]

I think we're insane and on a rampage, that's why the ghosts are afraid.

[Tradanbattlan]

Meditate.

[Huesoo]

Try the to go super sayan.

[webadict]

> Grab a skeleton bone. Preferably a leg-bone, but we'll settle for a coccyx.

> Examine portrait.

You cannot get close enough to anyone to try.

You examine the portrait. It is of a serene pond.

>Throw portrait at ghost.

You've already done enough, haven't you?

First, be a ghost. Second, say hi to Ghosts.

The ghosts are already the ghosts! You say hi to the fleeing ghosts.

Meditate.

You meditate. You attain inner peace for a split second.

Try the to go super sayan.

You cannot the go Super Saiyan.

You feel as though the turtle is staring at portrait. You feel in mortal peril.

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[Kadzar]

>jump into portrait