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[webadict]

>Drink liquid.

You drink the contents of the bottle. Tastes like Pepsi. The world suddenly condenses around you, vibrating violently. You feel as though you're being squeezed through a very dark straw.

After what seems like several hours, you *POP* into a city. Most of the buildings look decayed and broken. There is an intersection to your left. Next to you sits the turtle. There is a tipped-over wastebasket next to you.

The turtle stares blankly at the intersection.

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[Phantom]

Search basket and put turtle on head.

[Tradanbattlan]

Search basket, put turtle on head, then put basket on turtle.
+2 Armor.

[Huesoo]

Perform auto fellatio Use your nails to carve a dagger from the shell.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Search basket
> Take basket and any interesting contents
> Look at turtle
> Put turtle on head
> Inventory

[webadict]

Search basket and put turtle on head.

Inside the wastebasket is several pieces of trash. However, there is a bottle of pills that you take. You feel as though they are important.

Search basket, put turtle on head, then put basket on turtle.
+2 Armor.

You place the turtle on your head. You don't put the basket on your head because it is filthy.

Perform auto fellatio Use your nails to carve a dagger from the shell.

Your nails cannot penetrate the shell.

> Search basket
> Take basket and any interesting contents
> Look at turtle
> Put turtle on head
> Inventory

You leave the wastebasket where it is and then search your belongings. You suddenly realize you are now wearing a striped long-sleeved shirt and khakis. You have a bottle of pills and an empty waterbottle. You still have the compass, but you're pretty sure it's working correctly now, and the metal shovel seems to have been replaced with a plastic shovel similar to sand shovels. You also have several hundreds of dollars (Actually, the currency is unfamiliar) in your pocket.

You feel as though the turtle is staring at the intersection. Suddenly a table lamp appears in front of you. You feel a sense of deja vu. You feel in mortal peril. You suddenly feel hungry.

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[Kadzar]

>consume pills

[Tradanbattlan]

>GET OUT OF THE ROAD HOLY SHIT

[webadict]

>consume pills

You have gained CLARITY LVL 1. You see minor glowing around you. The shapes vaguely remind you of people. You sort of miss being around people. The turtle is rather annoying.

>GET OUT OF THE ROAD HOLY SHIT

You step onto the sidewalk. You feel slightly safer.

The turtle is staring blankly at the intersection. There seem to be a few glowing shapes there. The lamp suddenly says "Hello"  in a robotic manner.

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[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Stare at it blankly

[webadict]

> Stare at it blankly

You stare at the lamp blankly.

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[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Move turtle so the turtle must stare through the lamp to look at the intersection.

[webadict]

> Move turtle so the turtle must stare through the lamp to look at the intersection.

You look rather silly moving your head behind the lamp. Looks like you got the last laugh.

The lamp says, "Greetings, Melvin." You were unaware that your name was Melvin until this point. You feel smarter.

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[LeoLeonardoIII]

> "I am Melvin. Melvin is me. Me Melvin is!"
> "What other information can you say so that I can hear it and add it to my inventory of information?"

[webadict]

> "I am Melvin. Melvin is me. Me Melvin is!"
> "What other information can you say so that I can hear it and add it to my inventory of information?"

"Greetings, Melvin!"

"I am a lamp."

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