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[filiusenox]

Get mad. Brain horse with the shovel.Look self.

[webadict]

Get mad. Brain horse with the shovel.Look self.

Trying to be the Hulk does not make you the Hulk. You feel revulsion toward yourself for such an idea.

You feel as though the turtle is staring at the horse.

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[filiusenox]

Look self.

[Frelock]

>Use Turtle on Horse

[Tradanbattlan]

Ask horse why it is so nervous.

[webadict]

Look self.

You are wearing a red T-shirt and blue jeans. There is a turtle on your head. Your shoes are, oddly, untied. Your arms are very dirty. There is a metal pin in your mouth. You are currently carrying a metal shovel, a compass, and some berries.

>Use Turtle on Horse

The horse flinches away from the turtle.

Ask horse why it is so nervous.

You ask why the horse is so nervous. The horse responds with loud whinnys.

You feel as though the turtle is staring at the horse. You have a sense of deja vu.

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[Tradanbattlan]

Dodge land mine you are standing on.

Offer berries to horse.

[webadict]

Dodge land mine you are standing on.

Offer berries to horse.

You jump to avoid the land mine you are standing on. Luckily, it must have been a dud.

You give the berries to the horse. The horse eats them and promptly falls asleep.

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[Tradanbattlan]

Make a mental note that these berries probably make you fall asleep.
Ride horse like mechanical bull.

[webadict]

Make a mental note that these berries probably make you fall asleep.
Ride horse like mechanical bull.

You make a mental note in your mental notebook. You attach it to your mental refrigerator.

You ride the horse. It does not move. You feel as though you wasted a quarter.

A bottle falls out of the horse's saddle.

You feel as though the turtle is staring at the bottle.

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[Phantom]

Brain turtle with tree.

[Frelock]

>Use bottle on turtle.

[webadict]

Brain turtle with tree.

You fail to pick up the tree.

>Use bottle on turtle.

You pour some of the liquid onto the turtle. The turtle vanishes!

You feel slightly lonely without the turtle.

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[Kadzar]

>Drink liquid.

[Phantom]

>Cry
>Kill self.