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[Cheddarius]

> walk down hall, but only step on black spaces

Frankly, I'm not seeing the point of this adventure. All we do is suggest some random actions and hope one of them works. Then you teleport us to some other random place with no information.

[Tradanbattlan]

Walk down the hallway, but moving like a Knight from Chess.

Find storyline

[webadict]

Take LSD.

Trip out, man!

Fondly regard smiling clouds, walk past giant yellowish-green flowers, look for a girl with the sun in her eyes.

Also, kill any black cats you see, make sure windows which were once open aren't now covered by a brick wall.

If they are, call Tank and get the fuck out of the Matrix!

You don't have any LSD.

You open the door to regard the clouds, only to see what was once a sunny blue day has degenerated into... Nothing? The sky seems to be filling with black dots, and you can feel the destruction that is happening in the world. You feel a crushing despair. It's is by far the worst thing you have seen in your entire life. Including the sewn-mouths. You can do nothing but stare for a few seconds, only to be bitten by the turtle and snapped back to... reality?

You close the door.

You lock the door.

You turn and start running.

Calmly walk down the hall, don't do anything terribly crazy

It's too late for calm. Calm used to belong on the other side of the door.

> walk down hall, but only step on black spaces

Frankly, I'm not seeing the point of this adventure. All we do is suggest some random actions and hope one of them works. Then you teleport us to some other random place with no information.

Walk down the hallway, but moving like a Knight from Chess.

Find storyline

Your OCD was put to bed when you started seeing gaping holes in reality.

As you run down the hall, the floor lifts off the ground, barring you from continuing. You turn around and find the same has occurred behind you. The now-walls close off the roof, smashing you into nothing.

You here an electronic voice in the darkness... "Hello, Melvin."

You feel as though the turtle has withdrawn into her shell. You feel in mortal peril.

[Tradanbattlan]

"I swear to god, if you're that fucking lamp again..."

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD

Ignore sense of Deja Vu

[Cheddarius]

> take a nap

[Phantom]

Adopt Zamgrh/KiZombie as a language

[webadict]

> take a nap

You're not all that tired.

Adopt Zamgrh/KiZombie as a language

You do not know that language.

"I swear to god, if you're that fucking lamp again..."

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD

Ignore sense of Deja Vu

You scream into the darkness. You hear a reply shortly after:

"That's not very nice, Melvin."

A terrible rumbling shakes the darkness. You suddenly feel as though you're being impaled by several needles, skewering you completely through. The needles rip apart, severing you into little pieces.

Those pieces float through black space. You feel each piece, and try to assemble them back together.

It takes some time, but you're finally back together. You are ecstatic.

You find yourself in a white... void...

'No,' you think.

You are suddenly filled with fear. You feel the turtle being lifted off your head. You turn around, seeing yourself. Your turtle is squirming. You know you won't catch her. She's already falling. You'll never see her again. You're already slamming your fists, breaking this reality as well. Doesn't it feel nice to destroy everything?

The last thing you see before reality breaks is the confusion in your eyes. Then, it is back to the darkness.

"Shall we try this again, Melvin?"

>

[Phantom]

Spontaneously learn Zamgrh.

[Tradanbattlan]

Fondly regard voice.
Use PK Pulse.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

PK THUNDER!

ok.

> Train the grey wolf cub to do tricks. The others should harvest berries and maybe think about trying to wash up their privates so they become the cleanest humans ever. Reinforce the ribcage.

> Send a private message to metalMaker and ask him to remove you from his Likeables list.

> Hit the giant snake in the face with a gold bar to establish dominance.

> The guy in the bottom middle is smelling a stranger.

[webadict]

PK THUNDER!

ok.

> Train the grey wolf cub to do tricks. The others should harvest berries and maybe think about trying to wash up their privates so they become the cleanest humans ever. Reinforce the ribcage.

> Send a private message to metalMaker and ask him to remove you from his Likeables list.

> Hit the giant snake in the face with a gold bar to establish dominance.

> The guy in the bottom middle is smelling a stranger.

... What the heck?

[Tradanbattlan]

> Channel our inner dude

> Summon magical mullets with our mind.

> Green fish toga.

[Phantom]

Sing How To Save A Life in memory of Turtle.

[Cheddarius]

Fart.

[Phantom]

Fart.

Burp.