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[Cheddarius]

> walk into mirror

[webadict]

Realise that I am TRIPPIN' BALLS

You wig out, man!

> walk into mirror

You walk into the mirror.

You are floating above the ocean. Clouds are surrounding you. They have smiley faces on them. The turtle is back on your head. The ocean is very calm.

You feel as though the turtle is staring at a cloud.

>

[Taco Dan]

Jump on clouds like Mario.

[Faden]

Punch the clouds in their faces snouts

[LeoLeonardoIII]

To establish dominance.

[Tradanbattlan]

USE DAKKA ON DA CLAUDS
IF DAKKA DUN WERK, SWIM IN THU WATURR

[Cheddarius]

> touch clouds

[filiusenox]

^pervert alert.
Punch clouds WHILE yelling "WHERE MY MONEY?!?!"

[Phantom]

>Do Thriller

[webadict]

Jump on clouds like Mario.

Your floating is hard to turn into jumping.

Punch the clouds in their faces snouts

Clouds don't have snouts!

USE DAKKA ON DA CLAUDS
IF DAKKA DUN WERK, SWIM IN THU WATURR

You don't have any DAKKA! That, and you're pretty sure floating does not involve swimming.

^pervert alert.
Punch clouds WHILE yelling "WHERE MY MONEY?!?!"

What did the clouds ever do to you?

>Do Thriller

There aren't any nearby zombies.

> touch clouds

You attempt to touch a nearby cloud. Suddenly, you are standing on a giant red cloud. You're pretty sure it's shaped like a turtle.

In fact, you're pretty sure it's your turtle. She seems to be gliding you toward a nearby island. There is a single tree on the island, with the rest being a mixture of sand and grass. You feel as though the turtle cloud is staring at the island.

>

[Phantom]

Do Smooth Criminal.
Do Bad. (The song)

[Cheddarius]

> go island

[Kadzar]

>eat glass

[Tradanbattlan]

Make the turtle feel as if you are staring at it.

[Desiderium]

stare at turtle.

surf turtle.