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[webadict]

>Illuminati time.

>Dude, it's either the other guy or a mirror.

There is no Illuminati here. Or is there?

It's probably a mirror. It's following you too closely. You move toward the mirror. Yep, it's definitely a mirror. Your hand lands on some dry leaves with a crunch!

>

[Frelock]

>Shuffle leaves into a pile and burn them.

[Cheddarius]

> hold flame to turtle's face to let him inspect it more carefully

[Phantom]

>Become an Illuminati
>Become a Free Mason
>Become founder of Turtle Defense force United

>Continue walking. Do not stop.

[Tradanbattlan]

>Become Winston Smith
>Develop ulcer

[Desiderium]

{
Check to see if the Turtle is looking at mirror or not
> check to see if mirror's edges are sharp
     > If dull, wrench mirror 180 degrees around
     > If sharp, touch mirror's surface
}

Also, rustle through the leaves, see what's there.
Then light them on fire.

[Phantom]

You feel as though the turtle is staring at the flame.

>

[Cheddarius]

> hold flame to turtle's face to let him inspect it more carefully

[Taco Dan]

> hold flame to turtle's face to let him inspect it more carefully

[webadict]

>Shuffle leaves into a pile and burn them.

You set fire to the pile. It follows the path of the mirror. It continues down toward the back of the cave you seem to be in. You see the web-covered skeleton set fire.

> hold flame to turtle's face to let him inspect it more carefully

You hold the flame close to the turtle's face. The turtle yelps in fear. You never thought the turtles yelped.

>Become an Illuminati
>Become a Free Mason
>Become founder of Turtle Defense force United

>Continue walking. Do not stop.

You are nowhere near an Illuminati Recruiter!

You are nowhere near a Free Mason Recruiter!

You become the founder of the Turtle Defense Force United. You gain +1 Fame.

>Become Winston Smith
>Develop ulcer

You are nowhere near a Basketball!

You already HAVE an ulcer!

The cave lights up. The skeleton crumbles to ashes from the flames. Inside is a key. You feel as though the turtle is staring at the key.

>

[Cheddarius]

> the turtle must be interested in it. Hold it closer.

[Phantom]

Eat key.
Eat lighter.
Develop Vrolik's syndrome.

Become founder of the Mason Frees

Become Founder if the Diminati.

Become founder of the 42nd Reich.

Leave cave.

[Tradanbattlan]

Develop mental and emotional bonds with turtle.
Investigate key.
Brush key off
Put key in mouth

[webadict]

> the turtle must be interested in it. Hold it closer.

You pick up the key and hold it to... the turtle is no longer there! Well, rather, the turtle IS the key! At least, you feel as though the turtle is the key.

Eat key.
Eat lighter.
Develop Vrolik's syndrome.

Become founder of the Mason Frees

Become Founder if the Diminati.

Become founder of the 42nd Reich.

Leave cave.

You stop listening to your crazy self.

Develop mental and emotional bonds with turtle.
Investigate key.
Brush key off
Put key in mouth

You already have a mental and emotional bond with the turtle!

You investigate the key. It is a very cliche-looking key, except that it is blue, just like your turtle is/was.

The mirror appears to ripple. You feel as though the turtle is the key. You feel as though the turtle key is staring at the mirror.

>

[Tradanbattlan]

Realise that I am TRIPPIN' BALLS