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[100killer9]

100killer9 gives the cats strengthened mind abilities, and with these abilities a cat controls a dwarf almost completely. The dwarf will do anything to protect the cat, and will follow any orders the cat gives (which they don't really do being non-aggressive mostly). They can make the dwarf feed it, defend it, and put its cat's life before its own. It will gladly kill any dwarf that tries to threaten the cat. This is good because if its cat is killed a cat is not in control of the dwarf, the dwarf goes insane, ferally bashing everything it sees (though not cats) and eventually dies of starvation.
100killer9 increases the powers of cats to become those of mind control.

[Geb]

Seeing the slow progress of the naga tunnellers, Geb turns his attention to the outside world, to the dwarves.

An angel in the form of a manta ray appears before the miners and speaks: "Below you lies the home of the Naga. They hold a substance which may protect you from the devious cats, a medicine of the mind which puts you into a state safe from psychic manipulation. All you must do is dig downwards, complete the Naga's tunnel, and you will soon be safely drunk."

Geb sends further warning to the dwarves, and offers them a way towards safety.

[100killer9]

Why do the naga hate me? I'd STRONGLY reccomend you don't try to do something that instakills my kittens…

[Beanchubbs]

*Sends a virtual high five to Geb*
Mwuahahahahahaha
Kittens die now.

[Geb]

Why do the naga hate me? I'd STRONGLY reccomend you don't try to do something that instakills my kittens…

The booze shouldn't kill any cats. Adopted dwarves will just be controlled to not drink any. All it will do is stop new adoptions.

[100killer9]

Correction:
It stops new adoptions AMONG THE MINER CASTE. When I said "cat dies, adopted dwarf kills" I meant to say "dwarf not controlled by a cat, adopted dwarf kills."
The cat erases the mind of the dwarf. The dwarf will never get his mind back.

[Geb]

That sounds like a problem only for the miners, which makes it a seller's market for the Naga booze traders...

[100killer9]

Yes, so my cats can breed dwarves as hosts for their awesome. That is, once they get intelligence.
EDIT: wait... Alcohol doesn't protect dwarves against cats. Being drunk doesn't make you less brainwashable. And you never gave the booze magic, only told the miners it was. Unless…
Darn, did I give my cats the futurama brain kind of mind control? Darn.

[Djohaal]

Thermonuclear catsplosion anyone? 

[100killer9]

Djo, any one of us at any time could destroy the planet completely. Know that.
EDIT: Know, also, that this would simply be a testament to me. Being the god of Jealousy and all.

[Djohaal]

I beleive that'd be a side-effect of destroying your kitties. All dorfs go mad, dig to the planet's core, it explodes...

[Geb]

EDIT: wait... Alcohol doesn't protect dwarves against cats. Being drunk doesn't make you less brainwashable. And you never gave the booze magic, only told the miners it was. Unless…
Darn, did I give my cats the futurama brain kind of mind control? Darn.

It's booze created out of nothingness by a god of incompetence, it could do anything, literally. There's a lot of room for... interpretation in its effects.

[100killer9]

I thought it was made of kelp.

[Geb]

When a god wants kelp beer, they don't have to go out to harvest seaweed first - all part of being divine.

[Eztuzt]

Rubberduck, mind if I copy this (literally) and start a game on the Minecraft forums?