Sure thing Pwnzerfaust, I'll add you to a waiting list until we get immigrants.
Julius-I'd be lying if I said that game didn't inspire this amongst other things
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With the six places full, we can begin.
From the diaries of Mr. Ax. Dated 1st Granite 744, Early Spring
Those fools from The Harmonious Pulley and their pathetic city council of Tradefights have committed the stupidest mistake they have and ever will make. By letting me go free in the name of 'Dwarven decency' I am now free to begin my greatest plans yet. Myself and six stout and loyal henchdwarves have trekked far west, where my name and that of the The Organization is unknown. Just north of some ancient Elven ruins destroyed in a far-off Age we have decided to set to work. Here we shall delve into the mountains and create a grand lair the likes of which the world has never seen and will never see again. Here we will create 'Enseb', The Base
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My latest plans are of a grander scale that my old ones in Tradefights. It is time I and The Organization went above petty thievery and self-destructive murder - my new plan will benefit all! The world out there is a vicious and unlawful one, if peace is ever to be a possibility, we need a leader to unite them all, by force if necessary. In the absence of good leaders, I have chosen myself.
The one problem I have encountered is that those suicidal fools in the towns, towers and forests refuse my leadership. They rave on about 'liberty and freedom'. Narrow-minded idiots! Therefore I have garnered a new plan - show the world I am not some jumped-up imbecile born just yesterday. This'll need a startling strike of supreme power, which is why we have come here, to create The Base. There is ample running water here, along with possible magma sources according to some guesses. All a determined Dwarf needs to show he's serious.
The wagon slowly screeched to a halt as the small group stopped just next to the growing mountain incline. Drawn-up proudly, Mr. Ax surveyed the mountain with a monocled eye. Satisfied, he turned to his minions,
"Gentledwarves! Welcome to our future home,
'Enseb', The Base!"
There were a few visible sighs of relief at this, they had been trudging across cold, wet countryside for almost a year now and a rest in a real bed would be more than welcome.
"The most important thing we need to do now is dig out somewhere to sleep, and to store our food. So enough talking, all of you take a pick and help! Doctor Graf!"
The Dwarf called looked up. Mr. Ax tossed their only battle axe to him, "Cut us down some trees."
They had found a perfect spot to start building their home, a cleft in the mountain made a little basin-like structure, perfect to hide a secret base. As Graf busily hacked away at the birches and highwoods that stood like a wall in the dense forest, the remaining six Dwarves took an iron pick and got to work.
Several hours later, the forest was several trees short, the wagon had been stripped for extra-wood and the food was being moved into the newly-dug chambers. Doctor Graf was once again hard at work with wood, this time carving and nailing the logs into beds for them to sleep in. Mr. Ax, refusing to take part in the manual labour of hauling barrels full of horse meat and plump helmet (though he had helped the mining), sat on the felsite floor, weather-worn papers surrounding him detailing plans and constructions while the two muskox watched on, lazily resting as the two tried to make sense of what 'magma', 'pumps' and 'spray' meant.