Urist logged on to his favorite site, and entered the chatroom.
murtleturtle: Hello. ASR?
sexehdorf1363: 44/f/dwarf
murtleturtle: Ooh, wanna come over and share some spores?
sexehdorf1363: K. I will b rite there.
sexehdorf1363 has quit.
Urist spun around in his recliner. After half an hour, there was a knock on the door. Urist opened it up, it was an obese male elf!
Urist slammed the door. He kicked a lever with his foot. The roar of a grizzly combined with the girly screams of an elf calmed him, he brought some of his crappy Dwarven rum out of his fridge, and sat to drank it. He probably wouldn't get in trouble for this, it was obviously the bear's fault.
MEANWHILE.
"McCaruso, sir! An elf has been found on the street with no clothes on and bear bites on him!"
Well, it looks like he...
couldn't bear it anymore.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"McCaruso... we looked on the subjects computer, and..."
"Yeah, yeah. Send a decoy over."
1 hour later.
Urist heard a knock on the door, he opened it. A goblin stood there, with lipstick all over it's face and a wig on. "Hello, Mr. Urisst, me name isssss...issss.... M...m..mono... what this say?" The goblin handed Urist the paper. "It says Monola, it also says you're supposed to..." Urist walked out of the room, and came back in with a crossbow and nailed the goblin in the forehead.
To be continued.
Poll: Should Urist be caught or not? Should he survive?
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Topic: Modern Day Dwarf (Read 1413 times)