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[Phantom]

People make Plaid shirts, pants, and hats.
They also make camo version for hunters.

[Neruz]

People make Plaid shirts, pants, and hats.
They also make camo version for hunters.

Those are actually Octopi in suits.

[cowofdoom78963]

You are underestimating the power of Octopodian camoflague; it will be your downfall.

Even then all I would have to do is just throw flour on my bed to find out where the octopus is.

People make Plaid shirts, pants, and hats.
They also make camo version for hunters.

Yes, you can use plaid as Camouflage.
But you cannot Camouflage while on plaid.

[Neruz]

You are underestimating the power of Octopodian camoflague; it will be your downfall.

Even then all I would have to do is just throw flour on my bed to find out where the octopus is.

Did i forget to mention that Octopi are boneless and thus can squish themselves into the shape of your pillow with ease?

[cowofdoom78963]

You are underestimating the power of Octopodian camoflague; it will be your downfall.

Even then all I would have to do is just throw flour on my bed to find out where the octopus is.

Did i forget to mention that Octopi are boneless and thus can squish themselves into the shape of your pillow with ease?

No they cant.

Now you're just being silly.

[Neruz]

You are underestimating the power of Octopodian camoflague; it will be your downfall.

Even then all I would have to do is just throw flour on my bed to find out where the octopus is.

Did i forget to mention that Octopi are boneless and thus can squish themselves into the shape of your pillow with ease?

No they cant.

Now you're just being silly.

Your funeral.

[Heron TSG]

Actually, Octopi have been known to shape themselves into bowling-balls. At least according to our senses of touch, sight, and... taste?

[cowofdoom78963]

Actually, Octopi have been known to shape themselves into bowling-balls. At least according to our senses of touch, sight, and... taste?

I dont sleep on bowling balls.

[Neruz]

They also hide in coconuts, and pillows.

[Heron TSG]

Actually, Octopi have been known to shape themselves into bowling-balls. At least according to our senses of touch, sight, and... taste?

I dont sleep on bowling balls.

You will in order to avoid the octopillows.

[Itnetlolor]

Holy crap. The oceans have become Joe's Apartment!!!

Now we're going to be attacked with musical numbers by rude little bugs of the sea.

[Neruz]

The only time Octopi use music is as a distraction.

[RAM]

The octopus just changes its pattern so the paid pattern is always consistent from your perspective, and when you throw flour on it then it looks like a plaid pattern with flour on it, which, surprisingly enough, is also what your sheets look like... And besides, the octopus compressed itself and crawled up your sink, and is waiting for you to put your eye underneath to see what is blocking it...

[Neruz]

Now he's hanging under your chair, waiting for you to drop your guard.

[Heron TSG]

It's okay, my gourd is safely stowed on the top shelf.

EDIT: It's amazing what nighttime does for misinterpreting.