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Author Topic: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill  (Read 10002 times)

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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2010, 04:23:49 am »

The firs time a diver sees an 8 metre long shark bearing down on them with its mouth wide open is going to be hilarious...

I've never seen a live whale shark. I bet that in the water they're terrifyingly deliberate in their movements.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2010, 07:41:04 am »

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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2010, 08:19:50 am »

What about Sperm Whales? Should we salute them too for the fear of giant squid invasion?
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2010, 08:28:23 am »

Yes, salute them as well.

Without them the squid would surely destroy us all.
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« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2010, 08:34:24 am »

No, squid should reign over us, but only if their cuttlefish masters keep them from hunting us to extinction. Seriously, squid are one of the few creatures that might out-human humans...
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2010, 08:36:24 am »

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You know, that would certainly explain Cthulhu. Actually, nothing can explain that, never mind.

(I always thought Octopi were more intelligent and emotional an' stuff.)

EDIT: Cthulhu as in the Elder Thing beneath the deeps, not the Elder Thing that currently frequents this forum. ;D
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2010, 09:35:35 pm »

Yes, The squid will be the soldiers and labourers, the other cephalopods will form the aristocracy and scientific bodies...
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2010, 09:39:24 pm »

No, squid should reign over us, but only if their cuttlefish masters keep them from hunting us to extinction. Seriously, squid are one of the few creatures that might out-human humans...

Octopi, not Squid, Squid are stupid even by 'fish' standards (yes i know they are not fish), Octopi are the smart ones.

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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2010, 09:41:53 pm »

Squid are the cool ones that dont look stupid.
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« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2010, 09:53:48 pm »

And Octopi are the ones that can mimic texture as well as colour and thus are completely impossible to see unless they want you to see them.

There could be one in your bed right now and you'd never know.

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« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2010, 10:10:53 pm »

Yes I would, becuase I have plaid sheets.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2010, 10:23:08 pm »

Yes I would, becuase I have plaid sheets.

And everyone knows plaid gives octopi diar- ah - the runs.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2010, 10:31:31 pm »

Yes I would, becuase I have plaid sheets.

Mimicing plaid is the first trick Octopus Special Operatives learn for infiltrating the surface world.

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« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2010, 10:38:12 pm »

Yes I would, becuase I have plaid sheets.

Mimicing plaid is the first trick Octopus Special Operatives learn for infiltrating the surface world.
Camouflage dosent work on plaid.

Its physically impossible.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2010, 10:40:47 pm »

Yes I would, becuase I have plaid sheets.

Mimicing plaid is the first trick Octopus Special Operatives learn for infiltrating the surface world.
Camouflage dosent work on plaid.

Its physically impossible.

You are underestimating the power of Octopodian camoflague; it will be your downfall.
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