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[Majorlag]

So I had this idea to illustrate some hilarious moments in my various adventure mode quests. And lets face it, there isn't much in adventure mode that isn't hilarious in the right context. Take for example this simple encounter between Ilre Asnatiquo and a common woodland creature:

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This comic courtesy of Google Images and liberal use of the Paint.Net lasso tool. Not endorsed by Gene Simmons or any other member of KISS. No actual grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this comic.

Note to Mods: I wasn't sure if this belonged in Stories or Here, since it is adventure mode specific and isn't exactly a story. Feel free to move it.

[Akigagak]

What is this I don't even...

You, my friend, have a messed up imagination.

[jvempire]

Amazing.

[silhouette]

i thought the bear corpse was some messed up mutation between broccoli and meat.

[Kamudo]

That was interesting. I can say I got a few chuckles out of it.

Make more. D:<

[Foehamster]

Was killing carp in a terrifying river (55 carp, 7 pike and 6 longnose gar to be exact) and a harpy must have gotten hungry and went for a meal.  Needless to say the outcome was not unexpected.

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[Hoborobo234]

I havent seen the "Is torn to peices" or "Cut away from the rest of the torso" messages before, mod?

[smjjames]

Maybe its just reworded damage messages.

[Foehamster]

I havent seen the "Is torn to peices" or "Cut away from the rest of the torso" messages before, mod?

Vanilla (no mods).

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[Majorlag]

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[A Dwarven Smokeologist]

Honestly I'm quite sure these are borderline brilliant.

[Deon]

These are disturbing and cool at the same time. As it was said, your imagination is... unique.

[silhouette]

Damn it, its that face! it always gets me.

[Vester]

I havent seen the "Is torn to peices" or "Cut away from the rest of the torso" messages before, mod?

"Torn to pieces" is a gore damage message, while "cut away" is a fatal slash damage message (I think)

[Cthulhu]

Yeah, torn to pieces is if a gore attack inflicts a killing blow, but doesn't sever.  Cut away from the rest of the torso is the same thing but for slashing.

They're not as common because most deaths in DF are due to bleeding out/severs.