it was a quiet afternoon when skealog the kolbold thief was walking around waiting for a chance to run in the dwarf fort to grab some goodies and go home. he hid behind a bush hopeing somthing would give him an opening. suddenly he felt somthing licking the back of his head. he turned around to see an elk licking him.
"BAGH! go away you stupid horned one!" skealog yelled out.
realising what he did he got in the bush fearing the worst.
"Thief protect the hoard from skulking filth!" a dwarf shouted out. suddenly he saw three heavily armoured swaord wielding and shield bearing dwarves decending apon him, and quickly. he turned and ran luckily this was part of a big plan...
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"you heard the dwarf go go go!" shouted sargeant Olog as he grabbed his bolts and crossbow.
Olog's men charged the kobold filth within seconds.
the kolbold shouted somthing but within seconds yells and whoops and war cries began to ring out.
"WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!"
"fall back.... FULL BACK!" Olog screamed.
Olog fired a bolt and retreated. he was glad when he heard a bloody cry from behind him.
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"WAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH! go get em boyz! get tha stumpies!" the goblin warboss screamed.
the wave of gobbos advanced when suddenly a dwarf turned around and shot a projectile nailing a goblin in the leg. the goblin let out a bloody cry of pain.
"KEEP MOVIN BOYZ!" the warboss screamed.
the gobbos ran faster trying to catch the dwarves and where rewarded with the same goblin earlier hit falling over from a bolt to the head.
the dwarves let out a cry and more dwarves appeared to start heading in.
"WE GOT EM NOW BOYZ!" the warboss screamed in delight. but there was a bin with mewing comeing out of it.
"HEY BOYZ LOOK THEY LEFT SUMTHING BEHIND!"the warboss screamed again with pleasure.as they advanced one of the gobbos noticed a string attached to the cage door.
"i dont like dis boss!" a goblin screamed
"TOO BAD NOW KEEP IT MOVIN! get that prize boyz!" he screamed yet again.
the dwarves dissapeared behind a wooden wall with a wide opening and no gates to it.but as they approached the cage... the gate flung open and out came tons and tons of cats. the cats swarmed them and now they finally tasted blood...
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"sargeant the cats have been released!" a dwarf called out.
"good job!" the sergeant called in reply.
the outpost leader came out with another dwarf.
"whats going on?" the leader questioned.
"sir were being attacked by goblins!" one of the troops called out.
"my god... what going on right now sargeant?" the leader turned to face the sargeant.
"sir weve realeased a thermo nuclear cat splosion on there arses" the sargeant said proudly.
"any casulties?"
"um sir they've taken 3 and are about to finish the cats off... now!"
a loud cat screech rang out from beyond the wall.
"fall back second line of defense!"the leader yelled.
the dwarves went into the fortress locking the stone doors behind them.the sargeant ran to one of the bunkers carved out of the hill they built into. soon they heard foots stomping out side and a low rumble as the goblins made it to the first line of defense...
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the goblins yelled out a war cry and started into the gate. suddenly stones started to crush the first 6 goblins they died with horrible screams. while another goblin received a bolt in the foot.
soon the came to a double stone door.
they heard a dwarf call out in fear.
"oh shit i forgot to lock the gates!"
the warboss sneared and pushed the double doors open and allowed his boyz to poor in...
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"dumb-ass!' shouted the leader.
the swords dwarves infront of the two other dwarves raised there shields in hope of survival. as the fought the seargent suddenly came flying out of the bunker.
"clear!!!!" the sargeant shouted shooting a bolt into the wave of green intruders.
a loud scream was induce seconds later.
the dwarves fought but the frist line dwarves where only new recruits and where defeated with ease but not without takeing out 4 goblins.
the four remaining attacked the two miners and where takeing a heavy toll on the 2nd miner.
"oh god! help me! my arm!" he fell over and passed out after that.
the other dwarf shot a bolt and nailed a goblin in the arm. the leader had been destryoing his first two opponents but then the other dwarf was being swamped by a goblin... then loud roar emerged.
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"IM GONNA GET YOU STUMPIE!!!!" the warboss shouted in anger.
he swings his club trying to hit the dwarf but misses. the dwarf prepares to strike him but is parried by the warboss's other club. he then swings his other club knocking the dwarf back onto the ground. suddenly aother dwarf races infront of him and rifle-butts him with his crossbow. it splinters and causes a gash on his across his body.he raises his clubs and swiped the dwarf aside and he is glad the dwarf let out a loud scream as a club splintered and sent the dwarf flying. he approaches the other dwarf who stands up to face the warboss...
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"So.... you wish to kill me? eh?" the leader says gripping his pick hard preparing to swing.
"YEA YOU LIL STUMPIE! AND IM GONNA SKIN YU RIGHT AFTER DIS!" the warboss spits at him.
"well then... YOU CAN TRY!" the dwarf screams as he raises his pick and lowers it onto the warbosses head.
the warboss falls over with a hole in top of his head.
he goes over to his fallen miner. and picks him up and puts him in his room. the battle is over but when will this happen again? the leader doesnt now and fears the worst...
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