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Urist Imiknorris

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Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« on: January 01, 2010, 12:33:17 pm »

But what should I do with the keep?

An aboveground fortress is in the works. Sand, but no magma.
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 02:06:19 pm »

I assume this is about embarking on a human town? Undermine it and cave the whole thing in, they won't mind. Well, they will, but they won't be able to complain...
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 02:44:19 pm »

If you for some reason have a problem with the humans at your site, can't you just wall them in with a giant wall?
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 02:53:36 pm »

Play around a bit.

E.g. upon embarking immediately dig down and pretend to be hiding. Then undermine some houses. Or if you see some house next to a hill dig into the house, remove everything inside, go back and replace the wall.

Sneaky ninja dwarves, coming out the walls!
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 02:58:51 pm »

You could remove all of the flooring of the keep for quick blocks.

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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 03:02:32 pm »

construction removal takes ages though.

I say undermine the whole thing. It will take longer but it would be muc hmore satisfying
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 03:45:12 pm »

Build giant wall around it and teach humies how to swim...

or die.
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 03:50:02 pm »

Build giant wall around it and teach humies how to swim... in magma

or die.

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or dome the keep, just leave one hole opened and use it as a goblin prisoner pit.
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2010, 03:55:13 pm »

No Magma at human towns y'know.
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2010, 04:59:53 pm »

Three words.

Giant, glass, and dome.

Extra points if you can make it work as a snowglobe.
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2010, 05:11:17 pm »

No Magma at human towns y'know.

I seem to recall somebody who found a magma pipe either within a Human town or close enough nearby that it could be included in the embark region.
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2010, 05:12:38 pm »

No Magma at human towns y'know.

That completely depends on the world gen.

I've once started adventure mode as a human, walked out of the starting house, and was (Almost)instantly fried by a fire imp that jumped out of an open magma pipe in the middle of the town.

Shortest adventure ever.
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2010, 05:29:38 pm »

1:  Mine tunnels to all the buildings in the town, connected to a huge cavern, marking it as a dump site
2:  Mark all the "Rope reed thongs" and other undergarments of the human populace for dumping
3: ???
4:  PROFIT!

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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2010, 06:58:32 pm »

Step 1: Collect 100 goblins in cages

Step 2: Collect 100 kittens in cages

Step 3: Capture 1 dragon in a cage

Step 4: Giant glass dome, with airlock door to fortress

Step 5: Build cages (including dragon) around town

Step 6: Hook all up to lever

Step 7: Seal airlock

Step 8: Pull lever

Step 9: Hilarity and Fun
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Re: Everybody stay calm, we are taking over this town.
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2010, 08:57:39 pm »

No Magma at human towns y'know.

I seem to recall somebody who found a magma pipe either within a Human town or close enough nearby that it could be included in the embark region.

I found a human town with a magma cistern in its TEMPLE.

It was useless to me though. So little, and no magma buildings.
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