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[xdarkcodex]

I can't upload picture on image shack (or any other picture hosting site)because my internet is really lame and it fails every time it tries to upload something. This farmer came up to me when I was killing in his fortress and this message came up.

The Dwarf Farmer Fath Adiltan stands before you
Fath Adiltan, Dwarf Farmer:I am Fath Walledtick!
Fath Adiltan, Dwarf Farmer:Bane of Inari heatglowed the Bad Lies, whose
bad luck in combat was exceeded only by his bad luck with women!
Fath Adiltan, Dwarf Farmer:Prepare to die!

[Phantom]

COMMON.

[xdarkcodex]

Really? oh well back to slaying more dwarfs.

[Untouchable]

Hey at least he didn't make the person moan like a whore as he pinned them against a tree.


That one turns up way to often.

[silhouette]

people in df are way way to horny.

[A-chana]

When I attacked a crazy-powerful wrestler/marksdwarf in front of an entire hallway of his fellow dwarves, the only one that spoke up was the random blacksmith that killed my previous adventurer. He insulted said adventurer's lack of a father. =(

I wanna go back in eventually and see what my champions have to say, especially when they start talking about the dwarves they had to put down.

[Jay]

The speech texts are way too empty in vanilla.
That'd be why certain messages come up so often.
Add a few insults and you won't see the same one quite as much.

[Vester]

COMMON.

There was a much less rude way to say that, Phantom.

[h3lblad3]

COMMON.

There was a much less rude way to say that, Phantom.

I thought we were all used to Phantom by now.

[xdarkcodex]

I'm not I've only been on the forums for a few weeks lol.

[Vester]

COMMON.

There was a much less rude way to say that, Phantom.

I thought we were all used to Phantom by now.

Speak for yourself, I'm not.

[h3lblad3]

I'm not I've only been on the forums for a few weeks lol.

You will be...
You will... be... 

<ominous/sad music here>

[Phantom]

Speak for yourself, I'm not.

I see.
Now just imagine the GDI soldier in the video about to be gunned down is me.
And you feel:
Most Likely: Better
Second Likely: Neutral
Least Likely: Unknown

[h3lblad3]

Speak for yourself, I'm not.

I see.
Now just imagine the GDI soldier in the video about to be gunned down is me.
And you feel:
Most Likely: Better
Second Likely: Neutral
Least Likely: Unknown

GROUP HUG TIME! 

[xdarkcodex]

Lol random.