O.K., finally we have another update! If you guys did not stop stalling about the sprites I would've already introduced everyone by this part. Oh well, enjoy.
Maiz: O.K., going it all on my own may not have been the best idea. Time to head home where things are at least somewhat predictable!
Maiz: I just remembered one of the reasons of why I left home, it's boring as all hell here.
Maiz: Hmmm... apparently this will open all red doors I come across.
I don't know they mean by this, anyone else?
Maiz: This castle should have some stuff worth taking.
Maiz: Now, now, what have we here! ...Oh, it's just a guy...
Idiot Guy: OH THANK GOODNESS! I'VE BEEN STUCK IN HERE FOR SO LONG!
*Creeak, blam*
Idiot Guy: NOOOO! Do you realize what you've done!
Maiz: Close the door?
Idiot guy: That door won't ope-
*Creeak*
Maiz: ...
Idiot Guy: OH MY A GOD...
Idiot Guy: -years already...
Maiz: (Not enough I see)
Idiot Guy: I wanted to become a scholar, but I failed the exam.
Maiz: Er, they let you take them in the first place?
Idiot guy: Wha?
Maiz: Nothing.
Idiot guy: -Smart Book.
Maiz: Yeah, reaaal shame, just remember the door opens from the inside.
Maiz: That was boring, what's in here?
Doc: GREAT SCOT, You're Ortega's daughter! An interview with a piece of living history, my colleagues will be green with envy!
Maiz: I n ter vi ew?
Doc: (Oh no, this one must just be your run of the mill brainless brutes...) I know, how about I enlighten you about your quest! (And hopefully that will increase your intelligence at the same time)
Doc: -THAT BLOCKS, THE "TRAVELERS GATE" I THINK THERE, IS AN, OLD MAN IN, REEVE WHO STUDIES, MAGIC BOMBS. DID YOU GET THAT?
Maiz: Ye ah, but why are you telling me this?
Doc: As that old saying often goes, "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
Maiz: O.K. (What weird guy!)
Maiz: I'll return the favor (someday).
Maiz: And what's this now? I never noticed this before!
Maiz: Hm... (Judging by the lay out of this castle, I concur that this must be the dungeon!)
Guard: You can talk to the prisoners through their cell bars. Although I don't know why you'd want to anyway, you'd have to be pretty lonely to do so...
Guard: (Wow, she really is going to talk to them!)
Maiz: "Blast" isn't a very good expression for this.
Convicted: I know but that damn guard won't let us swear up one word...
Maiz: (Foggy? ...
Foggy, adj: 1. thick with or having much fog; misty: a foggy valley; a foggy spring day.
2. covered or enveloped as if with fog: a foggy mirror.
3. blurred or obscured as if by fog; not clear; vague: I haven't the foggiest notion of where she went.
4. bewildered; perplexed.
5. Photography. affected by fog.
foggy. (n.d.). Dictionary.com Unabridged. Retrieved March 04, 2010, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/foggyThis guy sure has a way with words...)
Convicted: -and made off with my key! If I had my thief key. I could've opened any red door.
Wow
Maiz: Done?
Convict: ...Huh? That's my Thief Key!
Maiz: Wait what!? ARE YOU LOOKING THROUG-
Convict: I Bakota, made that! You'd better treat it with respect!
Maiz: Welp, alright then. See ya.
Maiz: Got anything interesting to say to me?
Jerk: -the cell door. Get lost.
Maiz: Humph! (Fine then!)
Maiz: May as well check here!
Maiz: Hellooo red door!
Maiz: Well this looks familiar, what a waste of time!
Maiz: May as well check this side.
Captain Obvious: I hear it's used to smash walls.
Maiz: ... (you think?) well that's nice.
Maiz: (That was boring, what's over here?)
Maiz: Hello miss.
Maiz: Um... sure?
Lady: So here's a useful tip. In the past, there was a Traveler's Gate in the far east of this land. I head it's sealed now, though. The hero Ortega is said to have left from a gate at the far east of this continent. I wonder what sort of a world awaits beyond the Traveler's Gate? It's so exciting.
Maiz: Gurarhg
Lady: Hm? What's the matter?
Maiz: This Traveler's Gate, may as well go, I'm getting really sick of everyone having to mention it.
Lady: Wait, you're going to travel through the gat- OH MY GOODNESS! You must be a friend of Ortega's son! Please give him this information, it's vital for his journey.
Maiz: (!) UH, hm sure thing miss!
Maiz: God dammit. God dammit. Goddammit. Goddammit! (I really don't like it when people make assumptions...)
Maiz: *Sigh* (May as well go see if anything interesting is happening in the tavern.)
*CRASH* *BANG* *CRACK*
Maiz: ... (Wonder what's going on in there?)
Maiz Hm... (I'll just put my ear against the door...)
Male voice: NO PLEASE, I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Other Male voice?: WHAT!? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME "SIR, SIR" IS A TOLERABLE TITLE!?
Male voice: PLEASE, JUST PLEASE STOP! I- I Ju-
Other Male voice?: Just wha- aargh, disgusting! GET OUT OF MY SITE!
Male voice: Yes, YES SIR-...
Other Male Voice: ... What?
Maiz: (O.K. this probably won't end well. Looks like it's time for me to step in.)
Maiz: HEY! Uh, STO-
Warrior: WAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
Maiz: WHOA! (I may be a little outta my league...)
Male voice?: I SEE YOU OUT THERE!
Maiz: (Too late) And I see you to- ...
Maiz: oo... are a woman!?
Off screen patron: CAREFUL THAT ONE! SHE'S A WILD DRUNK!
Woman: I'M NOT DRUNK I'M!
Maiz: YAARGH!
Woman: HA!
Maiz: (Crap...)
*WHAM!*
Woman: HAH! How do you like that! ... Hey you alright.
Maiz: Argaarhh...
And that's how Maiz met Boka!