Oh would you look at that, we're on page four already, copy paste still does not work on my side; I press ctrl v but nothing happens nor does right clicking for the menu work. Luckily I found a work around and now we're back on track! Now to answer some questions!
If a party member dies, can you get a new one? Or is it only the four?
Yes, party members will often die, although because I'm use to the game it won't happen too often. If I limit the number of items to a character to one page; we can make the game much more interesting with little work!
I went with Jevr in the end. I'll update on page 4.
Also my copy paste button just broke.
Curse you.
Can I be next at least, when someone dies?
Hm, it's pretty cheap to revive someone who is dead, although I could pretend that it costs a thousand gold to revive someone! Or perhaps if someone is dead, than I can rate on the damage they took and say whether they were severely wounded, killed or out right obliterated by a hit!
What do all of you think of that?
Don't forget about me either. I'm sure Maiz would appreciate another girl over another mage :P
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking as well. If someone dies or if I feel like tossing someone out of the group and say they get drunk and wandered off, just quit or couldn't take the fighting anymore, then I can easily add someone new.
Can I wish for Dan to be irritated by the Jester at every update?
How irritated? "I'll strangle you any second irritated" or "god you're annoying" irritated?
Anyway, while you're all discussing that...
Maiz: Well that was a waste of time.
Fred: I agree, two hobbits, two humans, a dwarf, a wizard and an elf, yet no one suitable for our group!
Dan: I kinda wanted the dwarf to join. Say what do we do now?
Fred: I'd like a pint of cider personally but sad to say I have no money.
Dan: Hey Maiz, where's the well in this place?
Maiz: It's tucked away in the south east, come on let's go.
Dan: Hey! Look an entertainer.
Maiz: (What a ridiculous profession.)
Fred: I believe he's a jester.
Maiz: You think?
Fred: Oh, yeah I guess it was quite obvious.
????: Come one come all! Look old, look young! Spiteful or evil, lawful or good, if you have gold coin, I uh need it for food!
Girl: Grandpa! Grandpa! You heard the funny man!
Grandpa: Ah, fine fine, (honestly, I could be doing better things than watching this foolish jester), here you go you!
????: (Awesome, five gold pieces Jevr you are a genius! What's this? More audience members! Wonderful!)
Boy: Hey mister jester!
Jevr: That's Jevr lad! Jevr!
Boy: Whatever, show us some more tricks!
Jevr: Tricks! Why I ha- ha ho- SHI (Shit,SHIT! Audience, keep it friendly) Ha-ho-ho that was!
*slip*
Jevr: AHHwwhhaaaa...
Maiz: (Aw crap that ball is going to hi-)
Dan: (Have to try at least!)
Fred: (Poor girl)
BLAMF!Maiz: (Yep)
Fred: (Ow, what was that ball made of?)
Dan: (Shit... I'm slow)
Girl: Ow... (why me god?)
Grandpa: Uh-oh-(wait a minute! HAHA! Excuse! To drop this flea off)
Boy: I bet he's dead *splleeqssh* like that, any second now!
Dan: Hey watch your mouth kid! That guy could be dea-
Jevr: I'm not quite dead!
Grandpa: Come on kids, let's get out of here. (Hurry hurry, I'd like to get drunk now!)
Maiz: Might as well help, Dan your good at getting people out of wells, right?
Dan: Right away Maiz!
Fred: (I wonder if the rumors are true about this town's well)
Jevr: OH THANK YOU KIND WARRIOR! THANK YOU! I cannot express my gratitude for yo-
Dan: Hey, uh your welcome, now stop trying to kiss my boots...
Jevr: Sorry, he uh sorry...
Fred: Sir, um Jevr right?
Jevr: That's right! Hey did you know that there's a house down there?
Maiz: Th-there is?
Dan: I thought this was your hometown Maiz?
Maiz: Yeah, for all my six-teen years and I've never heard of- are you trying to trick us, is this a joke?
Jevr: OH NO MISS! I would never think of it! Come on look inside!
Fred: I didn't think you'd want to go back in...
Jevr: Really? Well watch me!
Jevr: WEEEEEEEE!
Maiz: (This guy's crazy!)
Dan: (I wanna try that too... if only Fred weren't blocking me!)
Fred: (Really quite the free foolish type!)
Jevr: TADA!
Maiz: Wow, you were right.
Dan: What is this place?
Fred: The house of the tiny medal Guru.
Jevr: Really? Great, there goes a free house.
Maiz: So you wander a lot... make friends easy?
Jevr: Friends! Why I have tons! All the way from Portuga to the tiny town of Tedanki!
Fred: Tedanki? (My god, that's so close to- no Fred, don't say anything)
Jevr: Liveliest place ever! I'd say, well no I was actually sarcastic, it's my home town; but it was so boring... so drab, so dark and so dead. *Bleck!* Never enjoyed it there!
Maiz: Shouldn't we check inside? This place looks pretty interesting.
Jevr: OH! Sure after all, you live here!
Jevr: Wow, hey uh you what's up with this place?
Guy: The master may not look like much, but he is a great great man.
Jevr: Really? I'd like to meet this guy!
Maiz: Sure, why not.
Fred: He's over there.
Dan: (This place doesn't seem that interesting)
(That's a long sentence)
Tiny Medal Master: from all over over the world. If you bring me Medals, I'll reward you with what I can afford.
Maiz: What do you need Medals for?
Tiny Medal Master: That's a good question... that I can't answer yet.
Fred: Then what's the point?
Jevr: Are they even worth anything.
Tiny Medal Master: THEY'RE WORTH MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW DO NOT QUESTION THE PURPOSE OF MY MEDALS! ESRUC EHT NON REVEILEB, WOH ERAD UOY KAEPS TSNIAGA RIEHT ECNETSIXE!
Maiz, Dan, Jevr, Fred: ...
Tiny Medal Master: I'm sorry, why don't you help yourself to my bookcase, to the right. LLIK REDRUM UOY LOOF!
Maiz: Let's go,
hurry!Guy in Blue: So the master yelled at you? I guess that he dosn't have enough medals. Hm, are you all travelers.
Maiz: Well, I guess we are.
Maiz: No, what are those? Fred?
Fred: Never in my life.
Maiz: Dan.
Dan: Beats me. Jevr?
Jevr: Oh yeah, totally, who hasn't! ...No what are they?
Man in blue: After defeating a monster, it may leave a medal with its likeness. That medal is a Monster Medal. You can check your Medals by looking them up under the PLAN menu.
Maiz, Dan, Jevr, Fred: (...Plan menu?)
Maiz: He said bookshelf right?
Fred: Yes he did.
Jevr: Could you hurry up, this guy is making me feel uncomfortable...
Dan: HEY!
Jevr: Not you! ...him.
Soldier: (EPAR, LLIK, REDRUM, ETARECSICE, NIAP, EPAR, LLIK, REDRUM, ETARECSICE, NIAP!)
Maiz: Hey look! There's a list!
Jevr: HURRY AND READ IT!
Maiz: (What kind of place is this?) Um, O.K. Five medals, a spiny whip, ten a (Says never worn) garter? Twenty a bladed boomerang, thirty a strength ring, thirty-five intellect specs, fifty ninja suit, sixty a justice abacus, seventy an agility scarf, seventy a dragon's fist, ninety a vivify wand, ninety-fi-... oh you have to be kidding me.
Jevr: His, eyes, ohhhh jeez, please hurry miss!
Maiz: Sacred Bikini.
Dan: A what?
Jevr: Worn by who the queen of the elves no doubt, hehe.
Fred: Don't ask me, I don't know either.
Maiz: And a golden pass when you get all one hundred.
Jevr: Like the one from Willy Wo- *stab* AAHH! That's it I'm outta here! LETS GO!
Jevr: The guard, I felt him, driving something into my... never mind, never mind.
Maiz: By the way, we never told you our names, mines Maiz.
Dan: And I am Dan.
Jevr: You all told me already, remember.
Fred: Yes that's true, our conversation on the monster medals.
Jevr: Thanks, thanks a boat load for not letting me fall in that well. If I ever fall down another well, I hope you guys are there!
Maiz: That's nice but we need to get going.
Jevr: O.K... that's fine.
Dan: Maiz... he's following us.
Maiz: (Great, a fourth member) Hey uh, Je-
Jevr: OH PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU! I CAN BE HELPFUL! Just look!
Maiz: (Oh great, not the ball...)
Jevr: See! AHA! HAHAhhhhhhhh!
*BAM!*
Maiz: Ow, are you... O.K.?
Jevr: If you say yes I'll be.
Maiz: Haha, er, I guess you are pretty funny, you can take a hit as good as Dan and react so well, than...
Jevr: (SAY YES, OH YES PLEASE!)
Maiz: Yes.
Jevr: Yes! I can't believe you said yes! Thank you! Thank you! I won't disappoint Miss Maiz!
Maiz: Please no formalities.
Jevr: Too cool for that I see! How about-
Maiz: No! No nicknames either!
Jevr: O.K. than where to Maiz?
Fred: (A jester, can't say I agree but as long as I stay in the back row and sure, he is pretty funny.)
Dan: (This should be interesting)
Maiz: But before we go, there's a personal matter I need to attend to, could you all, wait at the Tavern for a few, all of you?
Dan: Well, it seems none of us can argue with you, come on guys!
Maiz: I'm back!
Mom: Oh! The king hasn't provided you with any companions?
Maiz: Oh, that he has... I turned him down but he persisted! He really did!
Mom: But where is this um guard?
Maiz: He's at the tavern, along with two other members.
Mom: OH! Really?
Maiz: (Jeez, she sounds too surprised! I can make, friends too.) Yeah, yeah!
Mom: Did you, remember your manners when...
Maiz: Hmph, yes...
Mom: That's good. I was worried that you might be too nervous and make a mistake. I guess I worried over nothing. After all, Maiz, you're not a baby. Your father was so proud on the day of your birth.
Maiz: You've told me before.
Mom: But, when Ortega told the king, he requested that we have you, killed.
Maiz: What!
Mom: *sigh* It's true and I'm quite certain the king's blessings were not exactly what you expected... your father refused to try for another child; we've been on shaky standings ever since. I'm certain that if your grandfather did not save the kings own father so long ago, we would have all been exiled or executed.
Maiz: That Noble bastard!
Mom: I'm sure that your grandfather has some last words for you.
Maiz: Yeah I guess that's true and when I save the world, I'll make sure that the king eats his own words.
Gramps: MAIZ! It's you! I'm so glad you decided to see me before you leave.
Maiz: Of course grandpa!
("brave hero." got cut off)
Gramps: And he was my son. Maiz, you are my grandchild! Never give up!
Maiz: What? Gramps? Is that it? You're apart of the elder's council! That... can't be all
Gramps: Nonsense! You're young, you can't expect to stay here forever, that's what I did when I retired here! Go on! Experience the world Maiz! You're only young once after all.
Maiz: Thank you grandpa.
Gramps: By the way, look in my drawer, it's not much but the king does heavily tax us common folks after all.
Maiz: Money? I can't take a single-
Gramps: HAHA! I'm old dear Maiz, what do I need gold for at this point in my life! Take it.
Maiz: Thank you grandpa.
Gramps: Good good, now stop dawdling! You're making the readers bored!
Maiz: (The what?) O.K. gramps!
Maiz: Well, I'm leaving mom.
Mom: Don't go yet, look in the barrel.
Mom: Don't let your guard down.
Maiz: ... hehe what happened to I'm not a baby mom!
Mom: Don't laugh! Even your father had carried his share of useful items! Now go and take care.
Maiz: Well see you soon!
Maiz: ...I can't keep the others waiting anymore.
Maiz: We're off everyone!
Dan: Yes! Finally!
Fred: Good, it was getting quite boring here.
Jevr: Aw, let me finish my sight seeing! Let's see, theres the floor, the ceiling, a window and a candle! There, I'm done!
YES FINALLY NO MORE WRITING. Just normal reporting for now! So we're off but first!
Yes, tiny medals and gold look exactly the same. Anyway after examining the shops in the town it seems that we can afford... nothing. Oh well, a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step!
Hey look slimes!