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[FrostGiantsDaughter]

Wow. Why is this on here?

The laugh?

Cool story bro.

[Dakk]

Wow. Why is this on here?

The laugh?

Cool story bro.

^

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[FrostGiantsDaughter]

Wow. Why is this on here?

The laugh?

Cool story bro.

^

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Yep. What are we all /b/tards on here?

[KaelGotDwarves]

I was waiting for the bel-air.

[Ieb]

Who's awesome?
You're awesome.

Sugoi monogatari, aniki.

[Grimlocke]

Hehe, funny.

I dont much care for 4chan references, but the story was entertaining nontheless.

[Murphy]

I had some vague deja-vu feeling when I read this. I do not know what is 4chan, though.

[BigFatDwarf]

I was waiting for the bel-air.

...

The bear snarls, "It is written in the stars, one of us must fall. Now, prepare yourself!"

I pray to every deity I know for some power to purge the world of the demon, and with a thunderous boom that shook the earth, they were answered. But then, look, I got in one little tantrum and my noble got scared and said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Boatmurdered'

[Lord Dakoth]

I love how it started out plausible, then worked towards far-fetched, then just got completely ridiculous. Definitely kept me entertained. I realized it wasn't a true story about the time the bear started talking. 

[Devast]

So what happened to your cat?

[Halmie]

I believed up until you said you left dwarf fortress for a crashing sound in your kitchen.

[SirPenguin]

Wow.

[Cthulhu]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Duke of a fort called Bold Ale

In the Ancestral Mountainhomes born and raised
In the barracks was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some c-ball by the magma pool
When a couple of dwarves
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I lost one little arm and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bold Ale'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my Barrel and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my mallet.
I put my Silk cloak on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.(SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IT STILL RHYMES)

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking Dwarf Mead out of an ivory flask.
Is this what the people of Bold-Ale Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is Bold-Ale the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the duke of Bold-Ale

Well, the cart stopped and when I came out
There was a dwarf who looked like a guard standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a mule and when it came near
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this mule is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bold-Ale'

I pulled up to the fort about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the driver 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Duke of Bold Ale.


Eh, that was...  Lackluster...  It doesn't help that the song is kind of retarded to begin with.  Good job rhyming "out" with "out," Will.

[Hippoman]

Quite a tale. I do hope that you can reclaim your fortress.
What's fml mean?

[BigFatDwarf]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Duke of a fort called Bold Ale

In the Ancestral Mountainhomes born and raised
In the barracks was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some c-ball by the magma pool
When a couple of dwarves
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I lost one little arm and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bold Ale'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my Barrel and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my mallet.
I put my Silk cloak on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.(SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IT STILL RHYMES)

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking Dwarf Mead out of an ivory flask.
Is this what the people of Bold-Ale Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is Bold-Ale the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the duke of Bold-Ale

Well, the cart stopped and when I came out
There was a dwarf who looked like a guard standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a mule and when it came near
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this mule is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bold-Ale'

I pulled up to the fort about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the driver 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Duke of Bold Ale.


Eh, that was...  Lackluster...  It doesn't help that the song is kind of retarded to begin with.  Good job rhyming "out" with "out," Will.

Epic. Now you just need to merge it in a correct way and you've officially bel' aired.
Just something. What's a license plate doing on a MULE?