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Go to Sol?

0 (0%)

Mine the Alpha Centauri asteroid belt?

5 (71.4%)

Explore the surface of different planets throughout the system?

1 (14.3%)

Or decode and receive messages from the company here at the colony for a month?

1 (14.3%)

Total Members Voted: 7

[Phantom]

Ready, DRAW!
*fires a Colt Navy Revolver at RAM*

[RAM]

*Tilts head to side so bullet whizzes past harmlessly.*
*Shoots revolver out of Phantom's hand.*
*Shoots killer kan out of Phantom's backpack.*
*Complains about thread derailment.*
*Laughs Evilly while riding into the sunset on an horse zombie.*

[Phantom]

*Thread rerails and runs over RAM as he goes over the tracks*

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Of course, don't you people know that beside every set of thread rails there are another pair on either side? You have to derail it in a far more significant fashion, getting it to leap at least three or four Thread Rail Valences before it escapes.

This makes the thread positive, though.

[x2yzh9]

You arrive at the asteroid belt and start mining.. But oh no! Space pirates! You've had a grudge against them ever since your parents were killed by space butt pirates on a trip to Mars.. Now is your revenge! The ship is rocked by a torpedo, and a fat man with a mudkip in hand flies past you out into the vacuum. Choose weapon to fire:

1.Ion Blasters
2.Proton Missiles
3.MOABs
4.Anti-Matter Warhead

[Phantom]

What the bloody?

MOAB.
Everyone loves things that are like Nukes.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

SHIELDS UP!

Oh wait ... oh god no ...

Okay, Ion Blasters ready to zap any incoming missiles automatically with our targetting compute- oh. I see. No targetting computer either.

Fine, just shoot it with the MOAB.

[x2yzh9]

You hear a "FUCKING SHIT!" as the MOAB impound into the backside of their ship, thus destroying it.
You continue to mine for another month, your cargo bay is now full with minerals.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Uh ... repair ship ... recover fat man's mudkipz ... loot enemy ship ...

[x2yzh9]

You salvage materials from the enemy's ship, and have your engineers repair the ship.

You approach the fat man with a present
He opens it
a mudkip pops out
"YAYY!!!"
He then eats it, and runs happily off.

[Phantom]

Continue the voyage.

Bomb Rival Companies colony with MOABS.

[x2yzh9]

You enter the orbit of Alpha Centauri IVe, the fifth moon of the 4th orbiting body, a gas giant. You drop the anti-matter warhead on the planet, and as you fly away you see a huge explosion-Then a shockwave...
BOOM
A blinding light consumes the glass- Then nothing... You see rocks floating around, but no, the moon that once orbited this giant is gone now. You start mining the rocks.

[Phantom]

Ask scientists to develop less bulky suits for space mining and various things.

[RAM]

Construct giant mecha mining robots and fail to notice the military applications until some desperate young hero uses one to save their hometown...

[Phantom]

Reenact Front Mission 4.

Request the Scientists to do some Biological work. Ask them to attempt to combine Reptile genes with Homo Sapien genes.