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[LeoLeonardoIII]

XCOM: Good lord, what if there is also a Liquor Apocalypse going on?!
> Check map. Look for the nearest Liquor Apocalypse Shelter symbol.

COP:
> Evaluate the fellow survivors. Do any of them look like they might be the one who goes crazy because he can't check Twitter anymore and blow us all up?

[RAM]

Officer: Find a cat, they are meant to have superpowers against the dead!

[Phantom]

Officer: You inspect the guns, they are all in Pristine condition. You bring the Citizens out to do some Scouting, while the Private guards along with Richards and Watson, who are armed with Riot Shields, Sawn Off Shotguns, and various other Riot Gear.
Both of the citizens said they don't know about anything called Twitter, they ask if it's your pet bird.
The Field Researcher has a laptop, but Officer Richards, Officer Watson, and Private Rodriguez are occupied with helping people survive.

Scouting will end in 3 turns.

Xcon: You use the clothes you found in the hotel, the empty beer bottles, and the Petrol from the pumps to make 6 molotov cocktails. Good thing you found that lighter eh?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Spoiler: XCOM: Huff the molotovs. (click to show/hide)

[Archangel]

Xcon: Look for a usable vehicle, preferably with keys but also look for ones you can hotwire. Oh, and mate, don't go petrol sniffing. You can't afford ta be high in this situation, never mind what it'll do ta you in the long run.

[Phantom]

Xcon: You find one pickup truck with a dead driver. The keys are still in it.
Take it?

[RAM]

Xcon: Take it dance a waltz with it.

[Archangel]

Xcon: Take the ute's keys and pull the body out of the seat then look around for things that might be useful. Did you load the pistol? If you didn't, put some bullets in a magazine, put the mag in the gun, work the slide so that there's a bullet in the chamber and turn the safety off.

[Phantom]

Xcon: You remove the dead body, and the glock is already loaded. Taking the safety off...

[LeoLeonardoIII]

XCOM: Uh ... guys next time tap the window to make sure the body isn't a zombie ...


COP: Is the power still on? Have the laptop researcher check to see if the building's internet is working or if he can get wifi. Also ask them all if they have any information they haven't shared yet.

[Jervous]

Xcon: What kinda idjit are ya? Using a car!? That's a terrible idea! Drive it to your base or whatever, and when a zombie horde is coming to your base you put it on autodrive or something and jump out, let it ram into the zombie horde!!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Xcon: What kinda idjit are ya? Using a car!? That's a terrible idea! Drive it to your base or whatever, and when a zombie horde is coming to your base you put it on autodrive or something and jump out, let it ram into the zombie horde!!

I always put my car in autodrive. That stuff is thoroughly good.

[Jervous]

It is extremely useful. I put my plane on autoflight all the time.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I know it! Best of all if the autodrive runs over a zombie and the zombie is still moving, it will back up and drive over it again.

The best autodrive setting is "Old lady confuses gas for brake at Sunday market". Although I've had good results from "Doesn't follow the rules of the demolition derby".

[Phantom]

Xcon: You are not wasting a good car. Zombies will lose interest if you outrun them in about three blocks.
The zombies you have to watch out for are the ones with Lurching Gait for some reason.

Officer:
"Hey researcher ca-"
"HELL NO! FIND YOUR OWN LAPTOP! YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY SECRETS!"
Private, Citizens, You, and Riot Officers: _"Wierdo."
Everyone but the researcher told you everything they know.
The buildings power is on.
You find a radio and a HAM radio.
The only channels of interest are the external military channels.
American Military: Citizens of New London, please remain calm. The Military has everything under control. Every side of the city has been fenced and military patrols it regularly.

Communists!? Chinese and North Koreans!?!?: CITIZENS OF NEW LONDON. WE ARE YOUR SAVIORS. DO NOT LISTEN TO THOSE SO CALLED FIGHTERS OF THE RED WHITE AND BLUE.
ALL OF YOU SHALL BE SAVED BY THE MIGHTY PEOPLES LIBERATION ARMY!
URAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!