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[Phantom]

For which character?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Sorry. XCOM.

[Phantom]

Xcon: Why is part of your mind so ignorant? THERE IS A GAS STATION 2 BLOCKS WEST OF HERE!
Nope, no notes.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

XCOM: My mind is ignorant because there's no liquor around here. Need boozahol.

Step 1: Go to gas station and get a map and snacks.
Step 2: Hit that bar and get some ☼Corn Whiskey☼

[Phantom]

Xcon: You head to the gas station and get a map and a hell of a lot of food. Wait as minute... ALL THE ALCOHOL IS GONE! WHYYYYYYYYY!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NOOOOO

[Cheddarius]

XCon: Gorge self in preparation for coming nuclear winter.

[Phantom]

Xcon: You are starting to think you should cut out part of your brain to stop the stupid voices.

[Cheddarius]

XCon: Perform self-lobotomy on the temporal lobe.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

When anyone says "temporal" I can't help but think of dilithium matrices and Jeffries tubes and tachyon wave fluctuations.

[Cheddarius]

That's why I linked it. To clarify that it controls hearing.

EDIT: Specifically, it includes hearing stupid voices.

[RAM]

Given that the officer doesn't know of any bottle shops, I assume that we are in the middle of an alcohol prohibition...

Officer + Xcon in a duet: "We need a still!"

[Phantom]

Officer: Ack, you hate Alcohol.

XCOn: You're not that desperate.

[Cheddarius]

XCon: Scratch balls. Burp loudly.

[Archangel]

Coppa: Make sure all weapons are in full working order then take a couple of civves and scout out the area. Instruct the grunt to fortify the station as best he can.

XCon: Look for some bottles of metho, some bits of cloth and you'll probably need some glass bottles so get some of them too.