Turn 5!
ENTER MARTIAL TRANCE
Take out the Guard's legs first, then kill him. Lead the Peasants in a charge to overwhelm the guards, bringing any of the other non-peasant fighters along with me.
[1] You gain a splitting headache. [5] You do manage to hit the guard, [6] but you're too distracted to even bruise him.
Shoot AN in the head with my crossbow. Bloody un-traitor.
Yay PK! [1] Sadly, your crossbow jams.
"LONE STARR!!!"
Your guard continues the assault on Antoine [2] but once again fails to make a dent in his armor.
Find and heal inteuniso
[4+2] You come up to your ally and chant a few words, and burn some incense you looted off of a corpse. His wounds stitch back together, and even his headache is dispelled.
Deliver another rousing speech to the guards. Promise great riches and all that for them if they win, plus a position as my own personal guard.
[6+1] You go into a remarkably insane rambling, spouting so many fervent praises to the government the soldiers cannot keep up. Luckily, your patriotism has truly inspired them, and you think you learned something about preaching as well. (+1 to Speech! Now level 2!)
Go look for amazing deeds with my new companion!
[2] You discover a bloody battle, but that's too boring. You begin to head southwards searching for adventure, but cannot seem to find any.
Go on a rampage.
[5] You bash a guard right in the skull, [3] giving him a good concussion, but not dropping him quite yet.
NPCs:
Kill the guard!
[5][1] A wondrous blow slices across RNG's guard too fast to be seen, [5] severing his weapon arm! The poor man falls to the dirt quite blatantly dying.
Kill!
[6][4] He gets another good hit in, but beyond a nasty bruise it seems to do little.
Peasants(54) vs. Guards (39)
[5+1 (Inspired by still-burning buildings) vs. 3+1(Equipment)+1(Inspired)]
[4] The peasants are still uplifted by the remains of what was the noble district, and continue their blood frenzy, slaughtering another 4 guards. (35 remain!)
Name: Loktar Ogar
Race: Human
Profession: Mage
Skills:
* Arcane Magic 1/5
* Silly magic 1/5
*Potion-Making 0/5
Equipment: Robe (Body); Silly hat (Head); Crooked Staff (wielded)
Status: Face: Taken
Name: Leif Kenothen
Race: Dwarf
Profession: Paladin
Skills:
*Healing Magic 2/5
*Armor 0/5
*Shield 0/5
*Hammer 0/5
*Speech 0/5
Equipment: Plate Armor (Body); Shield (Held); Sword OR Hammer (Held)
Status: Great!
Name: Zolak Slagem
Race: Dwarf
Profession: Warrior
Skills:
*Mace-wielding 1/5
*Acrobatics 0/5
*Armor 0/5
*Shield 0/5
Equipment: Mace; Shield; Chain Shirt
Status: Fine!
Name: Alfie
Race: Human
Profession: Rogue
Skills:
*Potion-making 0/5
*Silly Magic 0/5
*Improvised Weapons 0/5
*Acrobatics 0/5
*Theft 0/5
Equipment: Leather Armor (Body); Lockpick (misc.); Dagger (Held)
Status: Great!
Name: Sturgeon Wickerblade
Race: Human
Profession: Rogue
Skills:
*Speech 2/5
*Acrobatics 1/5
*Theft 0/5
*Silly Magic 0/5
Equipment: Leather Armor (Body); Lockpick (misc.); Dagger (Held)
Status: Great!
Name: Baron von Harwin
Race: Human
Profession: Lord
Skills:
*Weapon (Crossbow) 1/5
*Healing Magic 0/5
*Armor 0/5
*Shield 0/5
*Speech 0/5
Equipment: Chain Shirt (Body); Crossbow (Held); Shield (Held)
Companions: 1 Human Bodyguard
Status: Great!