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Author Topic: GeneRTD Turn 36!  (Read 22239 times)

inteuniso

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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #75 on: January 13, 2010, 07:02:56 pm »

I thought he healed me!

Anyways, ask peasants to help me kill guards. While killing guards.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #76 on: January 13, 2010, 07:04:11 pm »

Correct; it has been fixed.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #77 on: January 13, 2010, 07:13:56 pm »

Sweet! Hey, Apostolic Nihilist, wanna come over to the winning side? You get more loot.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #78 on: January 13, 2010, 07:20:37 pm »

Once (if) the peasants win I plan on telling them it was an elaborate training exercise to find those most suitable for joining the army.

Devise a scheme to send a small group of guards to the rear flank of the peasant mob; attack their weak point for massive damage.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #79 on: January 13, 2010, 07:43:42 pm »

Set up a make-shift hospital for the treating of the wounded.  Recruit some helpers to staff it.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #80 on: January 14, 2010, 01:48:15 am »

Stop for a moment, and go back to the bloody battle, for Me and Fluffy shall end this nonesnse with our might and magic!
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #81 on: January 14, 2010, 12:06:11 pm »

Go and murder some nobility/rich people, but only if they don't agree to join the uprising.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #82 on: January 16, 2010, 10:16:45 am »

Bumpedy-bump.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #83 on: January 16, 2010, 03:36:42 pm »

It's refreshing for an turn to be abnormal if it's been three days.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 5!
« Reply #84 on: January 16, 2010, 05:50:48 pm »

Oh crap, it's been three days? I've lost track of time; I've got family visiting this weekend, but I should be able to get a turn by tomorrow.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 6!
« Reply #85 on: January 17, 2010, 02:58:33 pm »

Turn 6!

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Deliver an inspirational speech to the peasants, while attempting to un-jam my crossbow.
[6][1] You manage to convince the peasants that their cause is undeniably just. They take your word for it, and are inspired. You were so distracted with your speech that you forgot to unjam your crossbow.

[4] Your guard manages to stop the bleeding, somehow, and takes a swing at his foe. [4][2] He manages to make a decent gash in Antoine's leg and drops him to one knee.

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Anyways, ask peasants to help me kill guards. While killing guards.
[4][5] The peasants are already killing guards. In fact, they're doing a better job than you, as your target has effortlessly blocked your swing.

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Devise a scheme to send a small group of guards to the rear flank of the peasant mob; attack their weak point for massive damage.
This is a mob, not a Giant Enemy Crab! [5] However, your plan goes off remarkably well, and your guards get a quick surprise attack upon the peasants.

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Set up a make-shift hospital for the treating of the wounded.  Recruit some helpers to staff it.
[5] You and a few of the bystanders set up a field hospital from some nearby doctor's house. You begin to heal the wounded from both sides as they come in. [1] Next round, you can save one person that died in this round, if you choose.

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Stop for a moment, and go back to the bloody battle, for Me and Fluffy shall end this nonesnse with our might and magic!
[2+1] You and your faithful rat march back to the battle, and create a giant clown to stop the fighting. It is giant, indeed, when compared to a mouse. (Midget Clown gained!)

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Go and murder some nobility/rich people, but only if they don't agree to join the uprising.
[2][4] You kill four nobles on sight, forgoing the "ask if they support you" idea for reasons you're not quite sure of. Oh well, they were foul and needed to be destroyed. Viva la Revolution!

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Kill guard!
[3] It seems that with only one arm, Antoine's foe is now rather agile, and is not struck during this moment.

Peasants(54) vs. Guards(35)!

[4+1(Inspired) vs. 1+1(Equipment)+1(Flanking)]
[4][3]
Despite the guards' flanking maneuver, the peasants still hold strong through their numbers, and encouragement from their newfound friends. 7 more guards die in the fighting. (28 remain!)


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Re: GeneRTD Turn 6!
« Reply #86 on: January 17, 2010, 03:21:05 pm »

Save one of the guards which died. 

Look around for someone with an arm or leg cut off and attempt to re-grow their missing part.
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 6!
« Reply #87 on: January 17, 2010, 03:23:03 pm »

The king will appreciate if I wil save those stupid yokels! For shall every limb cut off and lost shall regrow back into a normal man!
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 6!
« Reply #88 on: January 17, 2010, 06:16:24 pm »

I am not doing too well for a dwarf. Alas,

Fight some more, and unleash a fearsome bellow! (RAUUUUUGH! is preferable, but REEEEEWWWWWWRRR! can also do.)
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Re: GeneRTD Turn 6!
« Reply #89 on: January 17, 2010, 10:16:20 pm »

Bah. Un-Jam my crossbow and try shooting AN again.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2010, 09:20:16 pm by RandomNumberGenerator »
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