Turn 26!
EMBARK! TO THE KOBOLD VILLAGE!
With your allies in tow, you make for the village. You pass the southern gate and head off into the wilderness. It's a bit of a hike, so you're not there quite yet.
Check to make sure that I'm actually in the right place. If I am, chuckle, tell metal arm to get my back and call out for the ambushers to come out. If there aren't any, nobody knows I made a fool of myself. If there are, I look like a bad-ass.
You check and, yes, this is definitely the place it should be. You make your announcement, [6] but eerie silence hangs still in the woods. Confused, you look around a bit and realize you sense a heavy presence in the air... magic! That must be it, the place is cloaked by magic! Now how to pierce the veil...
Rally the chickens to my cause and seek out the kobolds.
[3]You make an eloquent speech on why you are the destined leader of the chicken rebellion. The chickens go about doing chicken things, and seem to ignore you. Or maybe they're chickens. Either way, you point yourself south and make for the kobolds.
"Tom Bom, Sic!
While the witch is distracted by the adorable puppy gnawing at her ankles, throw my hammer directly at her head, crushing it for good.
Your puppy charges the witch, yipping in a manner most fitting to an adorable baby dog. While she stares at it in nonsensical hatred, you throw your own hammer at her. [6+1+1][5][5] The hammer smashes into her skull, making a weird slurping noise as gore and grey matter falls out of her head. She hits the ground with a thud and your puppy retreats to a corner, attempting to lick itself clean of the blood. D'awww (+1 to Hammer, level up!)
Encouraged, your kobold pal tries to kill Kelburn. [2] Sadly, he does no better than usual, and only serves as a distraction to the now very distraught warrior.
GTFO
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You quickly pull out the scroll, and read it. A swirl of light engulfs you, and after a moment unceremoniously drops you off at the entrance to the plane of Chaos. The gate guard from before steps out of his box to find you laying on the ground in a daze.
Bash the head of the elf in, then proceed to help Lee.
[5+2+1][4][6] With a thunderous smack, you crush the torso of the first elf, who attempts to gasp once before dying quite horribly. You then take off and attack the leader of the elves before she can finish off Lee. [1] Sadly, she avoids the blow with a certain grace, while Zolak stumbles like an oaf. (+1 to Hammer, level up!)
Chan continues his assault on the bow woman. [6+1][4][4] She is cut in the arm, nearly dropping her bow to the ground as she slumps against the tree.
Norris continues a furious battle against the spear elf. [5+1][6][6] After finally finding an opening, he smacks the elf in the ribs multiple times, breaking a few bones.
Lee can barely stand, but continues the fight against the elf spearman that he had begun to fight. [4+1][2] His blows are weakened by the blood he has lost, and he fails to cause him any damage.
Enemy Actions:
Move on to the paladin
Sick of fighting the kobold, Kelburn attacks the one who slew his lover. [5+2][1] He charges at Leif screaming like a loony, but his attack clinks off of the heavy plate armor.
Fight
The bow-woman carefully picks up her bow and makes another attack on Chan. [3+1][3] Once again, her shot misses skin by less than an inch. But close isn't close enough.
The spearman fighting Norris begins to slowly retreat as he makes a few counter attacks. [5+1][6][3] The shot hits Norris in the abdomen, but only barely penetrates the skin, causing little damage.
Lee's foe continues to fight with a single thrust to end the boy. [3+1][6][1] With a pained sigh, Lee deflects the blow and continues on with his assault.
The Bowman attacks Norris to save his comrade. [4+1][3] The shot is hit straight out of the air by an unintentional swipe by Norris. He hasn't even spotted the bowman yet.
The leader tries to kill Zolak. [3+1][6][1] In a common sight, her spearwork is dead-on, but isn't powerful enough to pierce the armor.
Name: Loktar Ogar
Race: Human
Profession: Mage
Skills:
* Arcane Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
* Silly magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Potion-Making 0/5 (2 to level)
*Speech 0/5 (1 to level)
Companions:
Equipment: Robe (Body); Silly hat (Head); Crooked Staff (wielded)
Status:Great!
Name: Leif Kenothen
Race: Dwarf
Profession: Paladin
Skills:
*Healing Magic 2/5 (2 to level)
*Armor 0/5 (1 to level)
*Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
*Hammer 2/5 (3 to level)
*Speech 1/5 (1 to level)
Companions:Tom Bom the Evil-Detecting Puppy; Kobold
Equipment: Plate Armor (Body); Shield (Held); Evil Smiting Hammer (Held)
Status: Great!
Name: Zolak Slagem
Race: Dwarf
Profession: Warrior
Skills:
*Mace-wielding 3/5 (4 to level)
*Acrobatics 0/5 (1 to level)
*Armor 0/5 (1 to level)
*Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
*Speech 1/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Thunder Mace(+1, Stuns, held); Shield(held); Chain Shirt(body); Book of Bounties
Status:Fine
Name: RAM
Race: Kobold
Profession: Warlock
Skills:
*Necromantic Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Silly Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Healing Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Arcane Magic 1/5 (1 to level)
*Weapon(Sword) 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Black Robes(body), Wand(held), Daemonsword(+1, held); Cloak of Shadows(Shadow Teleport, back); Egg
Status: Great!
Name: Red the Red
Race: Human
Profession: Paladin
Skills:
*Weapon(Hammer) 2/5 (3 to level)
*Armor 0/5 (1 to level)
*Healing Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Plate Armor(body); Shield(held); Hammer(held)
Companions:
*Phil
**Weapon (Crossbow) 1/5 (2 to level)
*Tim
**Weapon (Crossbow) 1/5 (2 to level)
*Thug
**Weapon (Hammer) 1/5 (2 to level)
*Utha
**Weapon (Sword) 1/5 (2 to level)
**Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
Money:
*10 Gold Pieces
Status: Great!
Name: Derek Soulbinder
Race: Forsaken
Profession: Warlock
Skills:
*Necromantic Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Silly Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Arcane Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Speech 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Black Robe(body); Dagger(held)
Companions:
*Metal-Arm
**Weapon(Arm) 1/5 (2 to level)
Money:
*5 Gold Pieces
Status: Superhuman!
Enemies:
Name: Kelburn
Race: Human
Profession: Warrior
Skills:
*Weapon (Sword) 2/5 (3 to level)
Equipment: Vest and pants(body); Sword(held)
Status: Great!
*Bow-woman 1/5 (2 to level)
Average
*Spearmen 1/5 (2 to level)
Poor
*Spearmen 1/5 (2 to level)
Average
*Bowman 1/5 (2 to level)
Great!
*Spearwoman 1/5 (2 to level)
Great!
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