Turn 25!
Ask the man if he has any magical weapons which I can take.
[1] "Sorry, sir." The man says with a poor look on his face. "The last hammer we had was taken a little while ago by a paladin. We're fresh out."
Rush to their aid, using my vast arcane powers to enhance them to super-avian prowess while praising their noble struggle against oppression!
[4] Using what can only be described as Battle Meditation, you influence the chickens' actions and allow them to overcome the farmer, quickly killing him. The three then walk over to you, eyeing you with what would appear to be curiosity. But they're chickens, so they look at everything like that; they're kind of stupid. (+1 to Silly Magic, level gained)
Nod. Head out to the northern gate, and start walking to the elven village.
You head out the gate and begin on your way to the village. [5] You head to where you were told the village is, but can't seem to find anything. It's all just forest from what you can see. Were you lied to?
Damn the daemon back to the seven lower hells! (using hammer)
[5+1+1][6][4] With a righteous
thwack, the daemon is sent right back to the infernal plane it came from. This makes the witch quite angry; you realize that up until now you've only seen her mildly annoyed. Her idea of "angry" can't be described in this language. (+1 Hammer)
Your kobold friend decides to fight off Kelburn. [4][1] Sadly, his little dagger can't penetrate the foe's
armorvest, and he goes back to running for his life.
Deliver the letter, and bluff my way out.
[4] You hand the disgusting beast the letter, and he begins to read it intently. The other council-things demand, bark, chirp, and trumpet to know just what it says. However, the thing seems a bit slow on the uptake, and hasn't told them yet. Now is probably a good time to make your escape.
ELVES! My mortal enemy!
Charge them with my hammer and swing for their knees!
You rush towards the nearest elf and aim to take out his kneecaps. [4+2][4][6] The poor sod's legs are completely mangled, and flips in the air making a rather pitiful scream before he hits the ground. He's not dead, but by the blood pouring out of him you doubt he'll survive long. (+1 to Mace)
Chan charges an archer up on a ridge and swings at her. [3+1][6][5] The blow cuts into her torso, spilling blood on the ground. She backs away, gasping for breath.
Norris charges a third elf, weaving past his strike and coming down with his own blow. [4+2][2] However, the elf is sturdy and shrugs off the blow to his shoulder.
Lee makes an intimidating howl and charges straight at another elf, leaping into the air and launching a flurry of stabs. [4+3][4][5] The multiple punctures aren't serious, but manages to stagger the elf.
Enemy Actions:
Restrain Leif
[6+1] With a quick spell, a tangle of roots erupts from the floor and grabs Leif, immobilizing the paladin. (+1 to Arcane Magic)
Kobold must die!
[5+2][4][2] With an absurdly close swing, Kelburn clips off a piece of the kobold's ear. The child begins to cry in absolute terror, but he doesn't seem to actually be hurt.
Retaliate
[5+1][6][4] From his place on the forest floor, the first elf manages to stab Zolak in his leg, dropping him for a quick moment.
[2+1] The second elf attempts to fire a point-blank shot at Chan, but the farmer's son kicks her in the stomach and disorients her.
[1+1] The third elf's attempts at stabbing Norris are relentlessly parried, and are punished with a quick smack across the face.
[4+1][3] The fourth elf grazes Lee's side, but the blood trickling on the point is sparse.
Suddenly, the other two elves spring on Norris and Lee, respectively.
[4+1][3] The fifth elf fires a shot at Norris, who barely manages to avoid a kill-shot. The arrow tears up his pants, but no more.
[4+1][4][6] The sixth elf, their leader, charges straight at Lee, who confidently does not move away from her. He pays for this when her spear is lodged in-between his ribs. He looks down at the wound in disbelief before she kicks him square in the jaw, launching him into a tree where he slumps, unconscious.
Name: Loktar Ogar
Race: Human
Profession: Mage
Skills:
* Arcane Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
* Silly magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Potion-Making 0/5 (2 to level)
*Speech 0/5 (1 to level)
Companions:
Equipment: Robe (Body); Silly hat (Head); Crooked Staff (wielded)
Status:Great!
Name: Leif Kenothen
Race: Dwarf
Profession: Paladin
Skills:
*Healing Magic 2/5 (2 to level)
*Armor 0/5 (1 to level)
*Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
*Hammer 1/5 (1 to level)
*Speech 1/5 (1 to level)
Companions:Tom Bom the Evil-Detecting Puppy; Kobold
Equipment: Plate Armor (Body); Shield (Held); Evil Smiting Hammer (Held)
Status: Great!
Name: Zolak Slagem
Race: Dwarf
Profession: Warrior
Skills:
*Mace-wielding 2/5 (1 to level)
*Acrobatics 0/5 (1 to level)
*Armor 0/5 (1 to level)
*Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
*Speech 1/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Thunder Mace(+1, Stuns, held); Shield(held); Chain Shirt(body); Book of Bounties
Status:Fine
Name: RAM
Race: Kobold
Profession: Warlock
Skills:
*Necromantic Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Silly Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Healing Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Arcane Magic 1/5 (1 to level)
*Weapon(Sword) 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Black Robes(body), Wand(held), Daemonsword(+1, held); Cloak of Shadows(Shadow Teleport, back); Egg
Status: Great!
Name: Red the Red
Race: Human
Profession: Paladin
Skills:
*Weapon(Hammer) 2/5 (3 to level)
*Armor 0/5 (1 to level)
*Healing Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Plate Armor(body); Shield(held); Hammer(held)
Companions:
*Phil
**Weapon (Crossbow) 1/5 (2 to level)
*Tim
**Weapon (Crossbow) 1/5 (2 to level)
*Thug
**Weapon (Hammer) 1/5 (2 to level)
*Utha
**Weapon (Sword) 1/5 (2 to level)
**Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
Money:
*10 Gold Pieces
Status: Great!
Name: Derek Soulbinder
Race: Forsaken
Profession: Warlock
Skills:
*Necromantic Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Silly Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Arcane Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Speech 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Black Robe(body); Dagger(held)
Companions:
*Metal-Arm
**Weapon(Arm) 1/5 (2 to level)
Money:
*5 Gold Pieces
Status: Superhuman!
Enemies:
Name: Lady Honheim
Race: Human
Profession: Warlock
Skills:
*Necromantic Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Silly Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Arcane Magic 1/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Fancy Robes(body); Dagger(held)
Status: Poor
Name: Kelburn
Race: Human
Profession: Warrior
Skills:
*Weapon (Sword) 2/5 (3 to level)
Equipment: Vest and pants(body); Sword(held)
Status: Great!
*Spearmen 1/5 (2 to level)
Poor
*Bow-woman 1/5 (2 to level)
Average
*Spearmen 1/5 (2 to level)
Great!
*Spearmen 1/5 (2 to level)
Average
*Bowman 1/5 (2 to level)
Great!
*Spearwoman 1/5 (2 to level)
Great!
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Topic: GeneRTD Turn 36! (Read 22241 times)