Turn 11!
If you have fought and killed greater paladins than I, then I am honored to be in their company!
Attack the daemon general with the pure honor and might of a Paladin!
[1+1] The General is clearly your better in melee combat, as he bats you away with ease. Only your training as a paladin stops you from becoming a bloody smear on some wall.
Shoot the demon general
Bored with your nemesis, you fire off a shot at the General, hoping to end him quickly. [1+2] He did not expect you to be there, but your shot still goes wide and ultimately misses.
Bow, and then collapse.
Unsure of why nobody will attempt to heal you, you accept your death with resignation. You make a final bow. [3][2] Your wounds become too much to handle, and you fall to the ground with a thud, slowly passing into the next life...
Turn clown into a demon. Make zombies loyal to demons. Tell Fluffy to hide and seek me out later. Become demon.
[6][6] You fire off a shot at your clown friend. He begins to twist and snap as he becomes something new entirely. Soon a large, many-headed horror stands before you, ready to kill some shit. (Clown has become Hydra! Oh t3h noes!)
[4-1] Attempting to instill a thought into the thoughtless fails, and the zombies continue their assault on humans and daemons alike.
As Fluffy scurries away, you attempt to become one of the daemons yourself. [4][1] Your spell works, but not particularly well. You become a tiny, frail creature with some bat-like qualities, but otherwise rather alien. You name yourself an Imp. (-1 to all physical actions! +1 to receiving damage!)
Use healing magic on the first mortal wound I find.
You find Apostolic Nihilist lying on the floor, most likely about to die. [5] Your magic works like a charm, bringing him from the edge with a gasp. He thanks you profusely. (+1 to Healing Magic)
NPCs:
Lead
Antoine takes charge of the remaining humans, attempting to assist them against their many foes.
Snipe RNG
Annoyed with the pesky interlopers, he attempts to remove RNG from the fight. [6+1][4+1][5]
The shot hits dead-on, but the human's armor saves him from certain doom. [3]Another of the daemon soldiers comes from the portal.
Humans (65) vs. Zombies (13) vs Daemons (5)
[5+1(Equipment)+1(Leader) vs. 3-1(Confusion) vs. 4+1(Equipment)+1(General)]
[6] With Antoine leading them, the Humans make a joint effort and wipe out the zombies in a single charge, wiping them from the battlefield. The Daemons are destroyed as well, leaving the General and Antoine to fight as the Humans circle around them, watching in anticipation. (All Zombies Destroyed! Only the Daemon General remains!)
Name: Loktar Ogar
Race: Human (Now Imp)
Profession: Mage
Skills:
* Arcane Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
* Silly magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Potion-Making 0/5 (2 to level)
Companions: Fluffy the Rat; Black Maw; Hydra
Equipment: Robe (Body); Silly hat (Head); Crooked Staff (wielded)
Status: Face: Taken
Name: Leif Kenothen
Race: Dwarf
Profession: Paladin
Skills:
*Healing Magic 2/5 (3 to level)
*Armor 0/5 (1 to level)
*Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
*Hammer 0/5 (1 to level)
*Speech 1/5 (2 to level)
Equipment: Plate Armor (Body); Shield (Held); Sword OR Hammer (Held)
Status: Great!
Name: Zolak Slagem
Race: Dwarf
Profession: Warrior
Skills:
*Mace-wielding 2/5 (2 to level)
*Acrobatics 0/5 (1 to level)
*Armor 0/5 (1 to level)
*Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Mace; Shield; Chain Shirt
Status: Fine!
Name: Sturgeon Wickerblade
Race: Human
Profession: Rogue
Skills:
*Speech 3/5 (4 to level)
*Acrobatics 1/5 (2 to level)
*Theft 0/5 (1 to level)
*Silly Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Leather Armor (Body); Lockpick (misc.); Dagger (Held)
Status:Fine!
Name: Baron von Harwin
Race: Human
Profession: Lord
Skills:
*Weapon (Crossbow) 2/5 (3 to level)
*Healing Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Armor 0/5 (1 to level)
*Shield 0/5 (1 to level)
*Speech 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Chain Shirt (Body); Crossbow (Held); Shield (Held)
Status: Great!
Name: RAM
Race: Kobold
Profession: Warlock
Skills:
*Necromantic Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Silly Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
*Healing Magic 1/5 (2 to level)
*Arcane Magic 0/5 (1 to level)
Equipment: Black Robes(body), Wand(held), Dagger(held)
Status: Great!
Inteuniso, I forgot about you, sorry. But I gave plenty of time for you to post.