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[Apostolic Nihilist]

On your way out you take note of the computer located on the opposite side of the room. Ignoring it, you stumble out the door and into the halls. You appear to be in an apartment.

Your mind wanders for a second, trying to remember any skills you may have possessed before your convenient onset of amnesia. After thinking for several seconds, your head begins to pound.


Looking left, you see a fire alarm along with an average guy returning home except OH JESUS HE HAS A KNIFE

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[Phantom]

Spontaneously become Elite Liberal.

Wait for the guy to do something. If he attacks, Run like the wuss you are.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

You focus REALLY hard on becoming an elite liberal. Clenching your fists and gritting your teeth, you concentrate. You think you might've popped a blood vessel. Regardless, you feel like you've changed somehow.

...

Meanwhile, the guy begins to fiddle with the lock on the door.

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[Phantom]

Quickly run to the exit.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

AGGGHHHH!
You flee.

In your panic you have run to the other end of the hall, missing the exit completely. Furthermore, the man with the knife is now staring at you. There is a window in front of you and an open door to your left. A fire axe hangs in a glass case.

...turning around would surely be suicide.

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[Phantom]

Get axe.

How many floors down is the ground floor?

[Flintus10]

Remove paper nose and try to use it to bandage the cut.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

Get axe.

How many floors down is the ground floor?

~30 floors down.

[Phantom]

Spontaneously have 9 in axe skill.

Kill guy that  has a knife with the Axe.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

You work fast, tearing off your nose and bandaging it around your finger.

You feel... slightly different. Ah, well, you have more important things to worry about right now.

Acting cool, you repeatedly smash your fist into the glass that encases your only true defense -- the fire axe.
However, as you batter your fist into a bloody pulp, the man with the knife is inching ever closer!
You don't think this glass is going to give any time soon.

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[Flintus10]

Seduce HIM!!!!! If that fails then yeah run into the elevator and go to ground level.

[Phantom]

JUST GET THE AXE YOU TWITT!

LCS Member: Kill dude attacking lawyer.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

You reach out your hand, clenched in a fist, ready to deliver a fist-bump to that fine looking fellow in front of you. You plan on maybe heading to a bar, getting to know each other... then who know--HRGHFHHGFBBLBHFG

You've been stabbed! And there's been a sudden art style change! You swear you see an ominous face before everything fades to black...

You have died.

Restore an (O)lder game save, (R)estart, or (Q)uit?

[Flintus10]

restart as

You are A: Gentleman

Obsession: Sword-canes

Wear: A feathered Hat and puffy clothing

Enjoy: Dueling

World has become bafflingly: Communist/Ungentlemanly

[Apostolic Nihilist]

You open your eyes in an alley. Before you is a long, empty street -- stores line either side. Further down the alley lies a dumpster and an ominous looking door.
You check yourself over and find that you're wearing a fedora, you have a gold-topped cane, and you appear to be clad in some strange puffy sort of clothes. You cannot remember your own name.

You have no idea how you came to be here, but within you burns a fiery passion; hate. Hate for communism, for guns, for the world at large. Free from your worldly constrains, you will do whatever you can to SAVE THE WORLD.