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[CJ1145]

So, you're alive. Good to see the clown's antics didn't affect your judgment. It takes guts to survive out there. But you also need knowledge. I can handle that. The local shopkeep, Moira, has been trying to write a book. Ask her about it.

[Phantom]

Vault Dweller? Holy shit, James finally thought about going back to the purifier. Be careful with Moira, she is a little, um, Crazy. I remember she tried to get me severely wounded and another thing when she sent me to a mine field that has a sniper.

I finally remember who the crazy guy is, it's the joker.

That Vault Dweller left to look for his dad, who is wanting to start the water purifier at the Jefferson Memorial, which in turn attracted the Enclave. I thought the Enclave was wiped out when the brotherhood fought them two times. The beaten with the help of a Vault Dweller and his descendant!

I wonder if any vehicles are working anymore, I know there are a lot of working ones in the midwest and west coast.

Any way, if you take my offer about heading to Rivet City, go to the museum or science lab.

The mutants in DC are pushovers, although you should watch out for the ones with Missile Launchers and miniguns.

[CJ1145]

Joker was right. You talk too much; let him figure out some things for himself.

[Phantom]

Aren't you supposed to be fighting batman for Gotham city or something?

[CJ1145]

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I couldn't resist 

[Phantom]

I know who you bloody are! Stop doing that in every email you send me on the progress of the project!

[Luke_Prowler]

"Is this thing working? That green ape better not have sold me a piece of ju...*cough cough* Hello, I am Farseer Kae raedr er. I have been tasked in monitoring and guiding you on your path, for the events that will take place will effect the future in ways you could not understand. I only hope that you listen to what I have to offer.

In a building called Moriarty's Saloon, there is a man named Mr. Burke. When you talk to him, he will make you an offer. I will leave it up to you to make the right decision."

[CJ1145]

And STAY in there this time, Bats!

Ooo-hoo-hoo, what's this? A little elf's gone astray now, too? It's becoming a little crowded on this channel, isn't it? Kid, I'm going to give you a bit of advice; Mr. Burke is a very, very bad man, hehehehe. He's got some intentions that are... Less than noble. And pointless, for that matter; all your rewards-to-be have been ransacked by ghouls!

[Servant Corps]

You can still scam the fool though, then sell him out to the Sherrif. Or you can accept his offer, I believe the Ghouls can make an "arrangment" with Bruke that would allow you to receive your reward. You already worked with Tenpenny, might as well give in.

Oh, and Mr. Enclave Goon? The Ghouls are usually peaceful idiots, it's their leader that's the evil one. The leader offers you a Ghoul's Mask if you succed in letting them in peacefully and get a treaty between the Ghouls and Tenpenny. Once you accept the mask, the Ghoul leader will launch a plan that will involve genocide of all the humans in the Tower. The trick is to refuse to take the Ghoul's Mask and instead shoot their leader, but right after you make the deal with Tenpenny. This will prevent the Ghoul leader from committing genocide.

Sure, you'll make some Ghouls angry, but the rest of the Ghouls will continue to accept the treaty. You won't get the Ghoul's Mask...but you'll get a warm, fuzzy feeling inside that you brought peace to one part of the Wasteland. Real peace, not the "Roman desert peace" that you finds in most parts of the Wasteland.

There are other ways to solve this delimma. I didn't say them because...well...there is a fate worse than death.

[Phantom]

Since you killed the Ghoul Leader and Tenpenny is dead, there is no way you can work with Burke.

You can disarm the bomb though, and get a reward from Sheriff Simms.


Oh, and Farseer? Aren't you supposed to be fighting Orks or Space Marines or something?

*Explosion*
Uh, just one minute, I have a meeting with a Cyberdemon and zombies...

By the way Batman, I sent a few Wolverine and Titan walkers to your area.

[Luke_Prowler]

"Although you have already killed that vile mon'keigh Tenpenny, Mr. Burke will still be there, and you can still accept his deal, but I do not advise it. The destruction of Megaton will have unforeseen consequences, and I doubt any of them good. It would also be wise to not bring the sheriff into this, as it will spark confrontation."

"And do not call me elf, clown. My mere presence show that time and space are no barrier for my powers."   

[Phantom]

HEY! ELDAR FARSEER! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE KILLING THOSE RETARDED ORKS?

What would Burke gain if he doesn't have anyone to pay him? One dead town, and a Tower of Death.

[Luke_Prowler]

"Is anyone else hearing static on their ends? It also most sounds like someone talking."

[Phantom]

It's me, oh whats the point.

Hey, yeah you, can you call down an exterminatus from a different timeline? You can? Okay, target earth.
I suggest a Two Stage Torpedo.

[Phantom]

*Krzzz*
So trooper, whats your name and Serial Number?