Turn 41Jetsquirrel (Hancock)FIRE MONKEY STYLE! : BURNING GORRILA SMASH that rat thing
Burning Gorilla Smash? Don't you know that kills the user? ...just kidding. You waste no time in striking after the demon (rat? whatever), and (5)(3) hit a decent blow right between the eyes. (5) The rat hisses in contemptible fear- it turns to run only to find a wall of fire-fisted monks. (5) You feel alacrity- nothing can stop you, and that demon is getting
kicked to the curb. As cheesy as that sounds, you and your men smash the beast again before it can retaliate. (4)(3) Your blows are hurting it, steadily. It strikes back with a desperate swipe (6)(6) and, in the unlikeliest of unlikely events, knocks you back, flips over, and gets impaled on a broken piece of wood from a fruit cart. You feel the demon's spirit- it's probably never been weaker.
CJ1145 (Gitte Delvedeep)I go back through my books in search of a spell that allows the raising of skeletons.
Well... it looks like you can make two skeletons, or one Bone Horror with this. The skeletons would be... well,
safer, but the Horror is by far more stabby. In poring through your books, you see an ancient tome. You bought it back when you weren't serious about being a necromancer, but now that you see it again, it's actually pretty legit. Your knowledge of the script -a cypher used to hide necromantic texts- is very poor. You might want to see a translator.
inteuniso (Mailex)Get down from the roof of the foundry, and search for an extra weapon.
Since the soldiers don't look interested in negotiating, you hurry back into the foundries. (6) In a decision you will never be able to entirely explain or justify, you conclude that the fastest way down is to jump. (4) In spite of your utterly irrational shenanigans, you fall over and only look stupid instead of maiming yourself on one of the many horrendous tools of war haphazardly strewn about. (1) Still functioning irrationally, you grab what might best be described as a set of spiked nunchuk flails. As you should have predicted these are entirely too spiky for anyone to handle with protection or otherwise, and this time, you do some damage to your hands. Meanwhile, the city soldiers are knocking on your doors...
DragnarSail in the opposite direction, capsizing the pirate ship.
You heroically swing the ship's wheel about, and your ship follows a broad arc (2) ...sort of. You hit the other ship without sustaining major damage. Your quarry, captain Urel Hardswinn III, and several of his foul-spirited lackeys jump onto your ship from the rope. But that's okay- you're a foul-spirited half orc. His mistake. Besides, they aren't firing their cannons if they're over here now are they? (?+1) Before going to meet him, you swing the main sail about so that the ship will turn away and hopefully flip the other one on its own... albeit a longshot.
Redwarrior0 (Red the Red)Storm the foundry and kill the leader.
(3 VS. 4) A hail of thrown objects keeps some of your men at bay, but (4) you still manage to knock down some barricades. Kobolds pour our of the breaches- (3) they hold you off, but you and your men keep a wide advantage in number of kills. (1+1=2) You try to pose heroically, but you get hit with a beer bottle. How very dashing.
Taco Dan (Urel Hardswinn III)Start climbing the rope to the other ship to take them head on and yell at my crew to follow, once there, look for the guy who looks to be in command and hack at his knees, so that I can let Roulf get in his revenge shot. Oh, and make sure to bring a backup sword.
(3) You clamber on the rope over the other ship. You don't have to go very far and you're kind of awkward at it, but whatever. (5) A decent number of your crew follow your example, along with Roulf who, if at all possible, jumps onto the ship violently. The captain, a disgruntled half-orc, looks like he means business. You still want to stab him. (5) Your hand goes to your sword... and your other one to your backup sword. You also check knives #1, #4 and #7 (the convenient ones). You didn't even forget your trusty vial of poison. Well, actually you forgot you had it, but it's pretty cool you found a vial of poison in your pocket. Wonder if it's fresh?
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Topic: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 41: Is that poison fresh?) (Read 36691 times)