After considerably too much delay:
Turn 31
Jetsquirrel (?)ake some great speech to the adventures and send them to kill,rape,burn every SEA LIO CLAN member they can find. And for each skull WITH the sign of the clan they bring me they will get payed 5 golden coins
(3) You climb up the sign and holler, managing to get the attention of a dozen or so rioters. After you tell them to go after the Sea Lions, (6) they charge out to do your bidding. Boy, you bet they'll be pissed when they find out the Sea Lion Clan doesn't mark its member's skulls- not that you don't expect to receive plenty of skulls with the insignia carved into them, by the look of these ruffians. (5) They've spread the word and a pretty good sized group is now hunting down sea lions. And non sea lions. But you're pretty sure they're getting the sea lions anyway.
Kilakan (Kilaran)Chug alcohol then use super-dwarven powers of drunkness (sorta like pop-eye and spinich) and bash the betrayer's head through the wall.
You chug the
helicopter fuel booze. (6) MARTIAL TRANCE! You smash Leopold literally through the wall- and into a large pipe rushing with water. The tunnel begins to flood. (3) You're still in your martial trance, and look for your next target...
ELF! You charge at him, as he fumbles with his bow, forgetting about your crossbow in your trance. (2) Wait, the tunnel is flooding! It's three cats deep! You're knocked immediately out of your trance and you realize you need to get out. (4) Using your party sense, you follow the smell of booze! Ignoring the strange tree, you run out, up the stairs leading through the mansion, outside, and straight to the nearest free booze- since you just vomited your last drink up in the sun. "WAIT FOR MEEEEE!" You holler. "BOOOOOZE!
Redwarrior0 (Red the Red)I go to the Warrior Temple and say that, to celebrate the mission, we will have a party. I order servants to get all of the booze in the city and bring it to the temple for the party to end all parties.
(2) What booze? The rioters took it. In that sense, you suppose, the party to end all parties is well underway. You could try to stop it, maybe, or just let it stew over and find your adventurer among the survivors. (4+1=5) Despite the rampant violence, you are so dashing (and menacing) that none dare scathe you. The masses wait your word.
CJ1145 (Gitte Delvedeep)Figure out how to make zombie. Make zombie.
Everyone must start somewhere. And you are going to make a zombie. You push the old, strontium-laced one aside. Last time you tried to make a flesh golem and it didn't go very well, so you're just gonna make a zombie. You flip through your book: Flesh golem, Bone golem, Wraith, Skeleton, Nicolas Cage... Zombie! (5+1)(2) You crush the death crystal, lay down some symbols and chants, voila! Good thing you had it strapped down because it isn't obedient to you. Gonna need to work on that. You gag it up so the undead moaning doesn't wake your parents.
Wimdit (Laodike)Oh right, the dwarf is down here. Push him into the icky part of the sewer, take the guy he's manhandling, and run like hell.
(1) Ah, nope. You're not going to manhandle
that dwarf, no-sirree. He just punched that dude
through the wall. In fact, now he's charging at you. (2) You try to reload your crossbow, but drop the bolt in the muck. Lacking a better idea, you stand completely still and pretend to be a tree. (6) It works! you think. The dwarf runs straight past you. The tunnel has flooded about to your waist, but the flow seems to be tapering off for now. You head over to Leopold, who is (3) still alive, barely. He's lying in the wall-crater. "Is this yours?" You ask him, holding up the butterfly knife. (5+1=6) You know the fear in his eyes, though he says nothing, beaten beyond speaking. This is the killer. "
Keep it."
inteuniso (Mailex)Well, the most obvious course of action is to head towards the rioting.
Rioting! That's where diamonds are. You look about to see if you can find any diamonds left in the looted buildings. (4) Luck would have it, there's a jewelry store, and all the people who were looting it have already stabbed eachother with glass. You go surreptitiously to sift through the wreckage (1) only to be tackled by the shop's bloodthirsty guard dog! (5) You manage to shoot it on a quick draw. It's wearing a diamond collar. The irony is striking.
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