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[KineseN]

By the way, can the box be in the middle of the hall for me? So whatever I might find can be used at a moments notice?

[ExKirby]

Requesting replacement. It's obvious what's gonna happen anyway.

[kilakan]

how long till I'm up?

[Jay Kayell]

I wipe the vomit from my beard and then open the strange box I found.

[Sensei]

Arright, ExKirby is finished. Tehstefhan joins! And Kilakan, you're up when two more people leave. One if Cheeetar's surgery fails, I've not rolled that at the time of writing this.

Turn 9

KineseN (Recital Sky)

Run down the hall and make as much racket as jesterly possible. Try to locate the captain of Cheesebridge Castle's office/quarter and do a "Peek a Boo"-maneuver and run out from the captain to the court. All of this accompanied by Yakety Sax. In my head.

(5)Just your luck! A musician is playing Yakety Sax in the courtyard and it can be heard throughout the castle! As you run, you grab your present. (6) It explodes! In a huge blast of gold and jewels! (4)(3), (6)(2) You dodge the blast (or at least, you aren't hit by anything big). The guard, however, tries to duck out of the way and smashes into the royal fruit cart! You run through barracks on your way out of the jail, (3+1=4) escaping with the guards hot on your tail! Yakety sax is still playing.

RandomNumberGenerator (Viper)

Head up to the northern cliffs, and pole-vault onto the castle walls.

(3+1=4) You climb up without much problems. Atop, you open a mysterious present. (6) It's a letter from your long-lost brother! You're so happy to... ugh, it looks like he's the head guard at Cheesebridge now. Just your luck. From the looks of the letter, it seems he was hoping you could come to Cheesebridge to meet him. That might be awkward. Whether or not you do, you're here for the jewel. (3+2=5) You bound across. (4) You go through the window into a bathroom. (1) Someone's in the bathtub. Just your luck. (2+1=3) You manage to hurry out before they notice you, but you're pretty sure they know somebody came through the window. Good thing they were using the curtains. You're now in a (thankfully empty) bedroom.

Cheeetar

I will transplant various bits of humans onto me to not only make me stronger, but cure me completely.

(1) Those fleshy things on the side of their heads pump the blood, right? (No, your dissection skill does not apply a bonus here) You are dead.

Jay Kayell (Urist McAsskicker)

I wipe the vomit from my beard and then open the strange box I found.

(1) You choke on your own vomit! (5) Fortunately you aren't hurt. You open the box. (2) HAHA! ITS EMPTY YOU LOSER. NOBODY LOVES YOU. ...feh, you didn't care anyway. But, you hear Yakety Sax, and you can't tell where it's coming from. This is a bad omen.

I'll get to making Tehstefhan and Wimdit's characters in a bit.

[KineseN]

Now that I'm in the courtyard I'm going to run a few laps so I collect the bulk of the guards and then try to navigate into the throne room. If I succeed yell "SUPRISE!" as high as possible at the now presumably suprised king.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Steal some clothes from the closet to act as a disguise, then slip out of the room and start walking through the hallways, looking for clues to the gem's wereabouts.

[Jay Kayell]

I use my hammer to destroy the kneecaps of the fool running around with all the guards following him. Then I leave him there and try to figure out who gave me this box, they must suffer for their insolence! The fact that I wasn't technically given the box, but rather found it lying on the ground, is not important.

[Sensei]

ENTER YE!

Tehstefhan
Song: Lux Aeturna
Name: Roderick
Race: Elf
Gender: M
Skills: Hunting/Tracking (1), Trapping (1), Bowshooting (2)
Equipment: Bow, Quiver of Arrows, Camoflauge (+1 hiding in leaves and undergrowth), Huge Bear Trap
Description: You are usually a quiet loner type, and have a strong sense of honor. You are relatively stocky and have leather sewn onto most your clothes to keep sharp brambles at bay.
History: You are a hunter, seeking a prize. Within the Doomforests Of Gruesome Disembowelment To Any And All Interlopers Whatsoever Also Goatanus lies the Dragon that killed your family long ago, named (2) Jim. You seek to bring his head to the druid to claim a reward and your family's honor.

Wimdit
Song: Song of Healing
Name: Laodike
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Craft (1), Bargain (1), Search (1), Sense Motive (1)
Equipment: Craft tools (in shop), Wood (in shop), Magnifying glass, Hand crossbow
Description: You are pale from being inside and not terribly strong. You are well read and enjoy lateral thinking and riddles.
History: You spent most of your life as a crafter in Cheesebridge, making locks and clocks and other things that required delicate attention. Your friend and partner in business, Reginald, was recently murdered. You don't know by who, and you don't know why, but you're going to find out.

[tehstefan]

Jim will die for his transgression!

Quietly enter the forest, being all ninja stealth like.

[Wimdit]

Go to the CRIME SCENE where the Crafter Regnant was murdured. Surely there will be clues there.

[Sensei]

TURN 10

KineseN (Recital Sky)

Now that I'm in the courtyard I'm going to run a few laps so I collect the bulk of the guards and then try to navigate into the throne room. If I succeed yell "SURPRISE!" as high as possible at the now presumably surprised king.

(2+1=3) You get ready for the big one, the ultimate prank! You run around the castle, get all the guards, and run to the throne room! But when you get there, the king is in the bathroom! Maybe you can still improvise something.

RandomNumberGenerator (Viper)

Steal some clothes from the closet to act as a disguise, then slip out of the room and start walking through the hallways, looking for clues to the gem's whereabouts.

(?) You put on the blue silk robes. They fit fine, but they're a little gaudy. You head outside. Your guess is that the gem is in the treasury- even if everyone knows where that is, it's not openly advertised. You hear footsteps coming down the hall. You try your best to act casual. But it's not a guard, it's a drunk noble! "Ohh, there y'are, I toldja, Jerry, yeh were gonna mish the party if ye take sho long in yer bath. C'mon!" He takes your arm and leads you towards the Duke's quarters.

jay Kayell (Urist McAsskicker)

I use my hammer to destroy the kneecaps of the fool running around with all the guards following him. Then I leave him there and try to figure out who gave me this box, they must suffer for their insolence! The fact that I wasn't technically given the box, but rather found it lying on the ground, is not important.

Eh, it had your name on it. Anyway, you run after the Yakety Sax guy. (1) You trip over and are trampled by the wave of guards. (6) You are unharmed, but several guards are fatally impaled on your spikey armor. Whatever, just rent-a-guards. Just before entering the throne room, you stop you hammer the guy who gave you the bogus present. (5+2=7)(4+2=6) VS (4)(4) OH FUCK! You broke my kneecaps man! What the hell was that?

tehstefan (Roderick)

Jim will die for his transgression!

Quietly enter the forest, being all ninja stealth like.

(3) You walk into the forest. Nothing has disemboweled you yet, but you're pretty sure you weren't quiet about it. You're going to have to go deeper in to find Jim's trail.

Wimdit (Laodike)

Go to the CRIME SCENE where the Crafter Regnant was murdered. Surely there will be clues there.

It ain't pretty. He's in the shipwright's warehouse by the shore of the south River Fondue, nearly under the Cheesebridge itself. Reginald/Regnant (whatever you're going to call him) was stabbed in the back with a fine butterfly knife, still in the wound. In the sawdust, a set of bloody tracks lead out of the warehouse to the river, but only an expert tracker is going to get much farther than that. Reginald is holding a broken gold chain. One of the tarps that the shipwright uses to cover up planks and sometimes projects is lying on the ground, which isn't like him because he's extremely organized. The shipwright is at the Duke's latest party and if he isn't the murderer, probably hasn't found out about it yet (those parties can go on for days on end). The captain of the guard is here as well. Perhaps when everyone has cleared out you can do a more thorough investigation.

[inteuniso]

Hey, I would like to get on the waiting list:

Name:Mailex

Song: M4 Part II Faunts 37

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Act nobly.

[Wimdit]

Butterfly knife, eh?

GENTLEMEN.

...Sorry.

Take the butterfly knife and chain while the guard captain isn't looking. Tell myself that Crafter Regnant is a title, like King or Queen Regnant. That doesn't make me the Crafter Consort though. Also, tell myself that being an expert tracker can't be too difficult: they do it in books all the time, and it's just looking to see which blades of grass are broken and things. Simple. Track that bloodfoot guy.