Actually, you come after Wimdit and Kilakan... but whatever. I'll just take the obvious course of action for Jay Kayell, since it had to happen anyway.
TURN 8CheeetarObtain a cart, obtain bodies, put bodies in cart.
(Auto-fail) You can't pull a cart in this condition! You're going to have to do some surgery or wait until you get better, or find a donkey. (1) Not only that, it appears that every cart in Cheesebridge has been taken to the capitol city (The Big Cheese) for the cart derby festival.
KineseNWake up and survey my surroundings. Also check for my string, cards and hopefully pie.
You're in a room, half of which is barred off from the other. You're on the side against the wall, and a guard is on the side with the door. You find your string and card still on you, but your pie is sitting on the bench with the guard. He appears to have sampled a little. Because that's a lame thing to do for your entire turn, you try to annoy the guard into opening your cell. (4+1=5) "Never gonna give you uuuup, never let you dooooown!" Your singing is even more out of tune than usual. He opens the door to kick your ass, and as soon as he's through you try to hightail is out of there. (2+1=3) You mange not to get beat up, but you don't have time to grab your pie, and he's right on your tail as you come out into the hall of the dungeon! Fortunately, it doesn't look like there are any other guards down here.
ExKirby (Alexander Kyrby)"Goods? All I have is a verbal message. It wasn't put on paper, the person who wanted it done, who by the way, wants to keep his name private, said that putting it on paper would be far too risky."
(4+2=6) "Really being secret about it huh? Alright, you can go in." You head into Cordelia's room, her eyes light up at the sight of you.
RandomNumberGenerator (Viper)Enter the courtyard and look around. See if I can obtain a trusty 10-foot pole. Preferably for free, but without stealing... yet.
(5) How convenient! There's a ten foot pole in a pile of garbage. You're not sure why somebody would just throw this away- it doesn't even smell cursed! (4) Above you see a garbage chute. It probably leads to the kitchen. It's a little high up but if you can get a grappling hook or get someone to tie your rope to something inside, you could get in that way. Maybe you could even climb up there, although it looks a little difficult even for you.
Jay Kayell (Urist McAsskicker)Default ActionYou vomit uncontrollably as soon as you run into the castle courtyard! The royal doctor tells you you've had enough Giant Desert Scorpion venom to kill a wagon.
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