TURN 3Cheeetar (Dr. Worm)Run away! To a location that has dirt that is suitable for digging out a palace.
(6) A huge angry mob pursues you east, but they stop for some reason before entering the woods. You also see smoke coming from the town, it looks like the shit has hit the fan over there. Now that you're in the woods, you being digging. (?) You dig out a small chamber, it will have to do for now.
ExKirby (Alexander Kyrby)(Auto-fail) "Rubbed out! Have you gone mad? Us and ours is to joke, not to slay! I can get you a disguise, but it's going to cost you a bit of gold- and I don't accept blood money!
Rooster (Bard)I put a note that says:
"Do not weep my lady, for we shall meet again... in another lifetime"
While she still sleeps I grab my clothes, grab her clothes... and her money, and make a run for it!
(3) While you're grabbing everything, you stumble and wake her up. You tell here you're just going to the bathroom. (1) She asks why you're holding everything that isn't nailed down. Rhetorically, of course, because then she tries to stab you (looks like you forgot to take her knife). (6)(3) You jump back, and hit your head on the door frame. You earn a nasty bruise, and drop almost everything. You escape with just your lute.
Lost Item: Backpack with rationsJay Kayell (Urist McAsskicker)I order everyone in the vicinity to form a mob and help me lynch the worm-man, and indicate that bad things might happen if they do not. He must suffer for scratching my helmet!
(6+2=8)
THE SHIT HITS THE FAN. You have no idea how many people are setting things on fire looking to burn out the worm, but since it's their own homes you must have really scared them. One person even offers another person they just killed in exchange for your mercy. Anyway, the more sane (or less scared) villagers had chased the worm and corralled him in
Doomforests the Gruesome Disembowelment of Any and All Interlopers Whatsoever Also Goatanus. That will
probably take care of him, but depending on how pissed you are you might want to make sure.
KineseN (Recital Sky)Make sure the guard is gone before I re-rip the posters down again. Get to the now rubbled house while singing my annoying tune.
(5) You carefully evade the guards and hide all the posters down your pants (hey, didn't have anywhere else to put 'em).
Gained item: Fuckload of posters. Then you sing your way towards ground zero. About the time you get there, a huge mob rolls comes in. (2)(1) You are struck by a flying anvil and lose your left eye. THE PAAAIIIIIN! You lose some blood.
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