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[Rooster]

Wipe some mud from my boots before entering the inn, with the pony properly placed and restrained outside.

Then get down to booty if you know what I mean heh heh heh!
(I order a beer and start performing for the pleasure of the local mob of filthy villagers, while hitting on the barmaid)

[Cheeetar]

Perhaps we should start comparing our goals and compatability. I can see KineseNs hatred for the king pairing up with my needing a human body to dissect.

[KineseN]

I don't mind teaming up with you, but my real goal is going to shame the king infront of his subjects.

As I think up a devious plan on how to shame the king the best way, I continue to rip down any wanted posters I see. If I find an abandoned place to call my own, more power to me.

[ExKirby]

Kinese, I believe that my goal can help yours. Anyway...

Ask nicely at the Castle if I can come in.

[Sensei]

Just waiting for Jay!

[Jay Kayell]

I tell some random peasant passing by to clean up the mess, and use my superior beard to prove my seniority if necessary, because I sure as hell ain't gonna clean that kobold off the floor, no way no how.

[Sensei]

Turn 1

Cheetar (Dr. Worm)

I'll dig a hole to make my home/operating theatre. Preferably digging it within reach of town/castle (?), but not too near.

(2+1=3) You find an old, abandoned house! All you have to do is dig down here and you have a hole in a place that won't flood. However, tearing up the cobblestone flooring is harder work than you anticipated, and you quickly grow tired once there is a decent amount of floor removed.

Rooster (Bard)

Wipe some mud from my boots before entering the inn, with the pony properly placed and restrained outside.

Then get down to booty if you know what I mean heh heh heh!
(I order a beer and start performing for the pleasure of the local mob of filthy villagers, while hitting on the barmaid)

(5) You walk inside and all the mud on your boots vanishes into thin air. Then you strike up a song at an empty table. (3+2=5) People are impressed, you enjoy the performance, and you woo every woman in the bar! (+1 to hitting-on rolls next turn)

KineseN (Recital Sky)

As I think up a devious plan on how to shame the king the best way, I continue to rip down any wanted posters I see. If I find an abandoned place to call my own, more power to me.

(6) You grab every single wanted poster! (3) You see what looks like a smashed, abandoned house on the other side of town but it will take you next turn to walk there. (?) A guard approaches you.

ExKirby (Alexander Kyrby)

Ask nicely at the Castle if I can come in.

You decide to play it cool. (1) The guards had already seen you making out with the king's daughter! They rush to apprehend you.  (1) Before you can so much as get up, one kicks you in the face and you are knocked unconscious (next turn your action will be to wake up).

Jay Kayell (UristMcAsskicker

I tell some random peasant passing by to clean up the mess, and use my superior beard to prove my seniority if necessary, because I sure as hell ain't gonna clean that kobold off the floor, no way no how.

+1 intimidation for having just killed something. (5+2+1=8) The kobold smears are actually mostly on the ceiling, but whatever. You bellow out that someone must clean up this mess, and everything stops. Every butcher, baker, servant, knight, and farmer in earshot, and then all their friends, have orchestrated to clean up the kobold. There is a crowd of at least fifty people of every rank and stature vying to do your bidding. You are a god. Not that stopping everything that was happening in the town is really a desired outcome, but you are certainly entertained.

[Cheeetar]

I will dig MORE, until a warehouse of space is available in different rooms of my dug palace.

[KineseN]

Hmm, using the pie on the guard would be hilarious, but it's a part of my devious plan.

First I put those posters I just ripped down back up and then by cutting out the picture of me on one of the posters I fashion myself a quick and temporary disguise. To hide a tree use a forest.

[Jay Kayell]

Satisfied that the front hall is now being cleaned I shall head to the tavern to get me something proper to drink.

[ExKirby]

Don't I have a +1 Negotiation?

[Rooster]

I look for the most wealthy looking girl in da room.

"Hey there my lady, I'm Bard and you must be a very... special woman

Please, let me perform this song only for you... and then we can go upstairs!"

[Sensei]

Don't I have a +1 Negotiation?

Yeah, but that requires you to be able to utter most of a sentence before they hit you with clubs.

[ExKirby]

Assuming I can;

After my predifined getup, I go into town and buy a disguise.

[Sensei]

TURN 2

Cheeetar (Dr. Worm)

I will dig MORE, until a warehouse of space is available in different rooms of my dug palace.

You start to dig out a room about the size of the once above it, for starters. (1+1=2) Yeah, that caves in. Fortunately, being a worm, you had the sense to be above the chamber until you were sure it was sturdy and escaped without more than a few scratches. But in all the rubble from the house, you have little hope of ever making a hideaway here.

KineseN (Recital Sky)

First I put those posters I just ripped down back up and then by cutting out the picture of me on one of the posters I fashion myself a quick and temporary disguise. To hide a tree use a forest.

That is... creative. (5) The guard had been heading toward you since you had gotten one of the posters on the back of your shirt. But now that you're putting them up, he figures you couldn't possibly be the same guy.

Jay Kayell (Urist McAsskicker)

Satisfied that the front hall is now being cleaned I shall head to the tavern to get me something proper to drink.

(2) On your way there, a freakin' house collapses right next to you. You're hit in the head with a brick. (3+1+1=5) the brick just breaks across your helmet. You're still pissed though, so you look around for someone's ass to kick. And there's a very suspicious worm-man in the rubble.

Rooster (Bard)

I look for the most wealthy looking girl in da room.

"Hey there my lady, I'm Bard and you must be a very... special woman

Please, let me perform this song only for you... and then we can go upstairs!"

(5) You quickly pick out a rich noble's daughter. (3+1=4) which plus one is four, that means that you SCOOOOOORE!

ExKirby (Alexander Kyrby)

After my predifined getup, I go into town and buy a disguise.

One the king's guards informs you that if the princess didn't like you so much, you'd be in a lot worse trouble. As you walk off your headache, dodging a crowd of blood-soaked people and a collapsing building (must be another one of the Duke's parties) it occurs to you that although ostensible 'disguises' and masks are illegal in the Cheese Kingdom you favorite joke shop might be able to fake a uniform or get you a monk's hood.