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[Jackrabbit]

Either confirm that you're trolling or seek psychiatric help, for God sake, you sound like you're one step away from becoming suicidal.

Also that link doesn't work.

[Morrigi]

So true. I just find all the fan sites drooling over Ney'tiri to be hilarious. I mean, really. Do they really have so little of a life to be obsessed with a completely computer-generated alien? Really?

Are we not allowed find visual representations of fictional characters to be attractive?

http://avatar-forums.com/showthread.php?t=698

So I've been married to my wife for a while now. Its been 6 years since our marriage and I had been dating her for 4 years prior to that. So its been quite a while. My life hasnt been that bad. I mean I have a good job working at Safeway bagging groceries, and my wife is a psychologist so she's the real breadwinner in the family.

We may not be rich but we usually don't want for much. I never thought myself the type to have an addictive personality but ever since we saw Avatar in theaters I have been having problems.

The past 7 nights in a row my wife has asked me to have sex with her, and I just havent been in the mood. Scratch that. I'm incredibly horny most of the time, but I dont feel attracted to her anymore. The sight of her naked literally does nothing for me, and I'm frightened by that. Instead I imagine Neytiri. Her majestic grace and boundless beauty as well as the alien mystery about her. I want to fly off to pandora and live with her, to be with her always. I would worship her as she deserves. I'd do anything to just to touch her, to smell her.

She's the perfect woman, and i feel like this life here has lost its spark. Where is the magic in humanity. Just a few days ago, my son asked me some question about what happened in Avatar. I dont even remember what it was, but after I told him, I started crying. Right in front of him. All I can think about is how depressing it is that I will never reach pandora. I almost vomited while I cried. It was the most pathetic thing I have ever done. Im in my 30's for god's sake. I have to remain strong for my son. Right?

I want to tell my wife but she's a psychologist. She'll think I'm sick. I know it. I probably am sick. But what can I do. Its a little early to tink about divorce, but the thought of her disgusts me. The thought of me disgusts me. How could I compare to the beauty and grace of a Na'vi. I want to leave, to just leave and sort things out, but I dont want to leave my wife and son alone. I dont know what to do with myself, with my life. I dont want to see another psychologist and get treated like a specimen. I just want to be a Na'vi. I've never wanted anything more in my life.

At this point I would rip my son to shreds for an hour on pandora. I would too. And that thought frightens me. Can anyone somehow offer me assistance. Christ what ami going to do with myself?

Ok, that's hilarious. I really hope you aren't serious. And anyway, yeah. No one's denying that the alien chicks are hot, but do we really need websites with their only purpose being to post pictures of them? o.O

[The Mad Engineer]

So true. I just find all the fan sites drooling over Ney'tiri to be hilarious. I mean, really. Do they really have so little of a life to be obsessed with a completely computer-generated alien? Really?

Are we not allowed find visual representations of fictional characters to be attractive?

http://avatar-forums.com/showthread.php?t=698

So I've been married to my wife for a while now. Its been 6 years since our marriage and I had been dating her for 4 years prior to that. So its been quite a while. My life hasnt been that bad. I mean I have a good job working at Safeway bagging groceries, and my wife is a psychologist so she's the real breadwinner in the family.

We may not be rich but we usually don't want for much. I never thought myself the type to have an addictive personality but ever since we saw Avatar in theaters I have been having problems.

The past 7 nights in a row my wife has asked me to have sex with her, and I just havent been in the mood. Scratch that. I'm incredibly horny most of the time, but I dont feel attracted to her anymore. The sight of her naked literally does nothing for me, and I'm frightened by that. Instead I imagine Neytiri. Her majestic grace and boundless beauty as well as the alien mystery about her. I want to fly off to pandora and live with her, to be with her always. I would worship her as she deserves. I'd do anything to just to touch her, to smell her.

She's the perfect woman, and i feel like this life here has lost its spark. Where is the magic in humanity. Just a few days ago, my son asked me some question about what happened in Avatar. I dont even remember what it was, but after I told him, I started crying. Right in front of him. All I can think about is how depressing it is that I will never reach pandora. I almost vomited while I cried. It was the most pathetic thing I have ever done. Im in my 30's for god's sake. I have to remain strong for my son. Right?

I want to tell my wife but she's a psychologist. She'll think I'm sick. I know it. I probably am sick. But what can I do. Its a little early to tink about divorce, but the thought of her disgusts me. The thought of me disgusts me. How could I compare to the beauty and grace of a Na'vi. I want to leave, to just leave and sort things out, but I dont want to leave my wife and son alone. I dont know what to do with myself, with my life. I dont want to see another psychologist and get treated like a specimen. I just want to be a Na'vi. I've never wanted anything more in my life.

At this point I would rip my son to shreds for an hour on pandora. I would too. And that thought frightens me. Can anyone somehow offer me assistance. Christ what ami going to do with myself?

THIS is why 3-D was a bad idea!

[jvempire]

Quote is from the Avatar forum, you need an account on there to see the thread though.

[Jackrabbit]

Well thank fucking Christ. Stillllll pretty creepy though.

[Neruz]

There are always people who take things to extremes. The Internets is, unfortunately, quite good at letting these people clump together into gigantic balls of stupid.

It's best to just ignore them.


Also; that sounds alot like a certain copypasta that did the rounds on 4chan last year.

[3]

It's best to just ignore them.

As opposed to laugh at them? Or wonder? I know which I'd choose.

[Neruz]

It's best to just ignore them.

As opposed to laugh at them? Or wonder? I know which I'd choose.

If you acknowledge their existence then you just make things worse.

[Muz]

Heh, I dunno. I noticed that "I'd do anything to live on Pandora" syndrome going around a bit lately. Not as bad as going through divorce, but there's a lot of people feeling a bit down over it.

[Neruz]

Fantasy is a wonderful thing.

[Alexhans]

People are DEPRESSED that they can't live in a fictional world?  XD

sigh...

Perfect targets for the NEW AVATAR MMORG... XD

[Neruz]

I dunno about you, but i'd love to live in a fantasy world.

Ovbiously it's impossible and is never going to happen, but that's the thing about fantasy; it's not real.

[CobaltKobold]

Desiring to live in fantasy worlds is nothing new.

[ChairmanPoo]

You said that no-one bothers making a good game because smart players won't touch it. This is false; no-one makes good games because they lack the time, resources and motivation to do so.

Perhaps I am blind. Or perhaps you fail English forever and thus are unable to see how you are arguing pretty much the same thing. 

[Neruz]

Sure, not doing something because smart players won't touch it and not doing something because you can't are exactly the same reason.