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Author Topic: No respect for the dead  (Read 2477 times)

Cheddarius

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Re: No respect for the dead
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2009, 07:55:34 pm »

Besides, how do you revive a guy who has like, 30 bullet holes in him?

1. Bring body to absolute zero.
2. Carefully reconstruct body as it was before bullet wounds using flesh grown from harvested cells.
3. Bring body to normal temperature.
4. Defibrillate using amazing alien heart-restarting technology.
5. ???
6. PROFIT
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Googolplexed

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Re: No respect for the dead
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2009, 08:48:18 pm »

But we don't want to spend that much money

Mr. Meatshield-for-founder is not worth 1 million dollars
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Re: No respect for the dead
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2009, 02:20:28 pm »

But we don't want to spend that much money

Mr. Meatshield-for-founder is not worth 1 million dollars
Depends how many expensive suits you've sold.
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