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Author Topic: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...  (Read 2627 times)

ed boy

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He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« on: December 20, 2009, 09:36:40 am »

One does not ignore a goblin with four and a half thousand kills.

Also, I genned this using dig deeper, and the orcs acually died off right at the beginning.
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Haspen

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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2009, 09:43:00 am »

Jesus Armok.

I don't know wha-

Haspen is struck down by sheer numbers.
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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2009, 09:47:48 am »

Now THAT is a Goblin Warlord Emperor. Is he the leader of his civ?
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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2009, 09:55:52 am »

How many are goblins?
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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2009, 10:01:51 am »

Is he the leader of his civ?
Yes.
How many are goblins?
I don't know anyway to check apart from going through each one individually, which I am too lazy to do.
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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2009, 10:24:38 am »

Is he the leader of his civ?
Yes.
How many are goblins?
I don't know anyway to check apart from going through each one individually, which I am too lazy to do.

Well, yes, there will be many murdered goblins, but I get impression that most of the kills are our beloved tree-hugging pointy-eared monstrosities called elves.
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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2009, 10:36:32 am »

Hmm, killing off thousands upon thousands of Elves and Goblins without dying himself.  Both races have an infinite lifespan...

I feel it's obvious.  He's a Highlander.  There can be only one, and he intends it to be him.
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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2009, 12:08:51 pm »

Damn, imagine that goblin show up at your fortress...
He would be a worthy challenger against your best champion eh?
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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2009, 12:35:54 pm »

Damn, imagine that goblin show up at your fortress...
He would be a worthy challenger against your best champion eh?

And then get caught by lame cage trap / get killed by lame magma trap :P
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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2009, 01:05:31 pm »

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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2009, 01:52:08 pm »

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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2009, 02:06:18 pm »

I believe we may have encountered a record breaker. How many of the slain were elves?
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Re: He's no tholtig cryptbrain, but...
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2009, 04:39:07 pm »

sixteen, at least.
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