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KaelGotDwarves

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #45 on: December 17, 2009, 08:06:00 pm »

Best martial arts fight sequences without cgi/ropes/special effects in a terrible movie ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXIGP6_fNZk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8IAxfVmGyw

Jesus christ.
You wanna know why Tony Jaa is so pissed off?

Somebody took his elephant. No seriously.

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzhjK3OfmcE
Random biker gang beatdown
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #46 on: December 18, 2009, 03:06:11 am »

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

SO bad.
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #47 on: December 18, 2009, 03:10:14 am »

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #48 on: December 18, 2009, 03:15:12 am »

I actually stood up and left the cinema in Kill Bill 1.
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2009, 03:50:14 am »

Greatest movie ever, hands down:
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
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Footkerchief

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #50 on: December 18, 2009, 04:08:53 am »

Best martial arts fight sequences without cgi/ropes/special effects in a terrible movie ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXIGP6_fNZk

There is nothing terrible about The Protector.  It unironically owns.

Other awesome continuous fight scenes:
Oldboy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CKxDMOF4EI&feature=related#t=0m38s
Hard Boiled http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OPyoJgV_YY
I suppose Children of Men should get mentioned here, but that movie never grabbed me for some reason

Also, Kung Fu Hustle only seems cool to people who haven't seen Big Trouble in Little China.
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #51 on: December 18, 2009, 04:11:19 am »

In reply to Footkerchief, I really, really enjoyed Children of Men, and would say that anyone who likes movies should definitely see it.
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #52 on: December 18, 2009, 04:29:08 am »

Oh God, Children of Men.  I went to see that with my father, because we liked the previews.  After about twenty minutes we wanted our money back, but watched the whole thing for the laughs of it.  The last few minutes were cool, but I just have a thing for war movies.  The rest of it was a quintessentially British (or at least British feeling) Room With A View And A Staircase And A Pond type movie, attempting to tell some weird Blade Runner shit and falling all over itself.

I don't remember if it was actually made by an English film company, but being in Texas, when it got to the point where the Pink Floyd blimp was floating by I exclaimed aloud "alright, we get it already, they're British."  The theater burst into laughter.
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Leafsnail

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #53 on: December 18, 2009, 05:05:56 am »

The real British are pretty Americanised anyway.  You probably wouldn't notice much difference :P.
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #54 on: December 18, 2009, 05:28:41 am »

I'm not >:(
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2009, 05:52:05 am »

I'm most certainly not.

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Leafsnail

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #56 on: December 18, 2009, 05:53:18 am »

Did I forget to mention we also furiously deny any charges of Americanisation :P?

Nah, we aren't all that Americanised.  But we don't go around wearing big signs on our heads saying "BRITISH!".
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« Reply #57 on: December 18, 2009, 05:57:56 am »

Nah, we aren't all that Americanised.  But we don't go around wearing big signs on our heads saying "BRITISH!".

That's what I'm talking about with Children of Men.  I get that British people don't act and sound like Americans, and I'm pretty sure I could tell one from the other.  The people making that movie (they were probably American movie execs themselves) apparently thought Americans were too stupid to realize they weren't just watching snooty people and had to really limey the movie up for the first 15 minutes to make it obvious.
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #58 on: December 18, 2009, 06:03:57 am »

I thought you were meant to just have a few shots of random landmarks in order to achieve that affect :P.
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #59 on: December 18, 2009, 06:21:22 am »

That reminds me of Vantage Point, which is supposed to take place in Spain, and is filmed wholly in Mexico. I'm unsure as to rate it as a bad movie or an extremedly long  advertisement for a videocamera
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