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Author Topic: I thought the Joker was bad.  (Read 1700 times)

Raneman

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I thought the Joker was bad.
« on: December 16, 2009, 05:53:21 pm »
Batman is beating up a child!?

Edit: He killed her!
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 06:00:34 pm by Raneman »
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Duke 2.0

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Re: I thought the joker was bad.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2009, 05:56:15 pm »
 He is not the hero a fortress wants. He is the hero a fortress needs.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
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Re: I thought the joker was bad.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 05:57:39 pm »
Hey, you know you can't trust those dwarf kids.  Always pulling down buildings.  Batman was just being proactive.

You've seen what he does to children, do you want to question his methods?
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Quote from: Toady One on December 04, 2010, 05:10:27 pm
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 06:29:43 pm »
Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful batmen in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating children to death with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this bat-person? Good luck.

Edit: Nah... that was weak...

10 dwarf-bucks to anyone who makes this modified quote funny!
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 06:31:15 pm by Stormrage »
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 06:31:26 pm »
I think I love this thread now.
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2009, 08:46:25 pm »
"What do we got?"
"Nothing. No matches in legends mode, [CULL_HISTORICAL_FEATURES:0], nothing. Clothing is custom, off a caravan. Nothing in his pockets but vomit and blood spatter. Not a named creature, no other title."
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2009, 08:49:31 pm »
Quote from: Retro on December 16, 2009, 08:46:25 pm
Nothing in his pockets but vomit...

Good God man!  Who let him in here armed?
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Quote from: Toady One on December 04, 2010, 05:10:27 pm
Please amplify your relaxed states.
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009, 10:18:37 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on December 16, 2009, 08:49:31 pm
Quote from: Retro on December 16, 2009, 08:46:25 pm
Nothing in his pockets but vomit...

Good God man!  Who let him in here armed?
He... He made it himself.
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I'm curious what the barely conscious ai wrote about.
Quote from: Seraphim342 on October 17, 2011, 02:32:34 am
Well that went better than expected.  He went nuts and punched a rabbit to death, then the dogs and the whole dining hall ripped him to shreds.

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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2009, 10:20:45 pm »
Hmm... Must be cave adapted.
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Quote from: Vector on March 29, 2011, 12:38:13 pm
But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2009, 10:26:07 pm »
Robin pecks the eyes out of babies.
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 10:28:22 pm »
This town needs a better class of violators of production orders.
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2009, 02:10:59 am »
You ever dance with the Hidden Fun Stuff in the pale moonlight?
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2009, 06:38:38 am »
and with the new devlog update, there's going to be no shortage of catwomen to screw you up too!
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2009, 09:18:55 am »
Maybe the child was legendary comedian?
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Re: I thought the Joker was bad.
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2009, 09:25:04 am »
Child: It's a funny fortress we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
Batman: No! But I know how you got these!

 Because it's the hero Belbezzoden deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt it because it can take it. Because it's not our hero. It's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight
« Last Edit: December 17, 2009, 09:29:52 am by Duke 2.0 »
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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