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Raneman

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« on: December 15, 2009, 09:40:05 pm »
I see firemen around the forests and stuff... I really think the firemen should stay at their settlements to put out fires. I was also disappointed to find no hoses, Dalmatians, or trucks. This game is absurd!
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Re: Complaint
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 09:41:14 pm »
Who said we need to protect the forests?
We just need to protect our forts.
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Neonivek

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Re: Complaint
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 09:42:36 pm »
Wait a minute...

Dwarf Fortress HAS Firemen?
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100killer9

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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 09:50:55 pm »
Dwarves don't even know what fire IS.
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Re: Complaint
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 10:01:01 pm »
Quote from: 100killer9 on December 15, 2009, 09:50:55 pm
Dwarves don't even know what fire IS.

As is painfully apparent when you have a burning Miner who decides now would be a good time to go get a drink of booze from the nearby stockpile...
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Sir Iryn

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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 10:02:47 pm »
!!Sir Iryn, Swordmaster!!: What fire? Hrm, for some reason, I'm not feeling so good. Perhaps I should go to the barracks and lie down.
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Re: Complaint
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 10:09:57 pm »
Quote from: Raneman on December 15, 2009, 09:40:05 pm
I see firemen around the forests and stuff... I really think the firemen should stay at their settlements to put out fires. I was also disappointed to find no hoses, Dalmatians, or trucks. This game is absurd!
I know! I mean, what! Firemen START fires in this game! How absurd!
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Re: Complaint
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 11:10:04 pm »
I think that the forum starts to slowly turn into VN thanks to escaped lunatics. CLOSE THE ASYLUM! Ahem...
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Re: Complaint
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 11:13:51 pm »
And why does DF have Batmen but no Jokers? 
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Re: Complaint
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 11:27:07 pm »
Quote from: RedWick on December 15, 2009, 11:13:51 pm
And why does DF have Batmen but no Jokers? 
BATMEN?!

Absurd!
« Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 11:29:50 pm by Chicken Launcher »
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Re: Complaint
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 12:50:14 am »
Ah, there is no batmen. Know why?

I'm the goddamn Batman.
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Fluffy Wambler

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Re: Complaint
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2009, 05:09:35 am »
Quote from: Deon on December 15, 2009, 11:10:04 pm
I think that the forum starts to slowly turn into VN thanks to escaped lunatics. CLOSE THE ASYLUM! Ahem...
Feeep feep feep, feep...FEEP?!
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« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2009, 05:13:40 am »
Quote from: Fluffy Wambler on December 16, 2009, 05:09:35 am
Quote from: Deon on December 15, 2009, 11:10:04 pm
I think that the forum starts to slowly turn into VN thanks to escaped lunatics. CLOSE THE ASYLUM! Ahem...
Feeep feep feep, feep...FEEP?!
oh armok... the voices... THE VOICES!!
THEYRE BACK AGAIN!
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Re: Complaint
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2009, 05:21:32 am »
I remember hearing about firemen when I was little. I thought they started fires then out them out to make people like them =P

Also, this thread shows the underlinging maddness of bay12.

I approve.
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« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2009, 06:27:50 am »
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And (because of various programming quirks) dwarves are kinda stupid. Granted, so are the other races. But still.
And yet these stupid dwarves are going to eventually make a nuclear weapon out of cheese and basalt.
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