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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2009, 03:19:24 am »
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=what+is+best+in+life%3F&a=*DPClash.MiscellaneousE.what+is+best+in+life-_*WhatIsBestInLifeConan-

Call me crazy, but I don't trust it.

Also: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Are+you+a+god%3F
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Quote from: Ciber_Ninja on October 18, 2009, 10:20:29 pm
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2009, 03:26:55 am »
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2009, 08:42:30 pm »
Quote from: smirk on December 15, 2009, 03:19:24 am
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=what+is+best+in+life%3F&a=*DPClash.MiscellaneousE.what+is+best+in+life-_*WhatIsBestInLifeConan-

Call me crazy, but I don't trust it.


That was arnold schwarzenegger playing conan the barbarian.
Arnie could never lie to us!
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2009, 08:52:13 pm »
Quote from: eerr on December 15, 2009, 08:42:30 pm
Arnie could never lie to us!
An actor/politician that can't lie is like a . . . fish without . . . something fish need to be fish.  Scales?
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2009, 09:14:26 pm »
Teeth? Scary, gnashing, horrible teeth?
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2009, 09:42:25 pm »
Quote from: Christes on December 15, 2009, 02:12:44 am
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a strong positive emotion of regard and affection, of the kind humans sometimes express toward one another and computational knowledge engines express toward the internet

Wait.  What?
going on the internet is sex.
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2009, 10:16:09 pm »
Quote from: LegoLord on December 15, 2009, 08:52:13 pm
Quote from: eerr on December 15, 2009, 08:42:30 pm
Arnie could never lie to us!
An actor/politician that can't lie is like a . . . fish without . . . something fish need to be fish.  Scales?
Fish out of water.
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eerr

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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2009, 11:22:05 pm »
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=3rd+taylor+series+of+%28x%29%5E1%2F3
I think they're working on it : P

edit: nevermind,
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=+taylor+series+of+%28x%29%5E1%2F3+when+n-%3E3+and+c%3D1

BTW, I am checking my practice final.
I couldn't be bothered to look at the back of the paper for the answers.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 11:36:58 pm by eerr »
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2009, 03:01:17 am »
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2009, 02:03:09 pm »
Okay guys, it choked on the search 'Rule 34 of the internet', it gave absolutely nothing.
Nothing can redeem it now.
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2009, 02:29:28 pm »
Quote from: Aldaris on December 16, 2009, 02:03:09 pm
Okay guys, it choked on the search 'Rule 34 of the internet', it gave absolutely nothing.
Nothing can redeem it now.
Wolfram-Alpha has failed you.

If you are an expert on the subject, you should inform them of what you know, and give sources.
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2009, 02:37:00 pm »
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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2009, 04:24:33 pm »
Quote from: Zai on December 15, 2009, 10:16:09 pm
Quote from: LegoLord on December 15, 2009, 08:52:13 pm
Quote from: eerr on December 15, 2009, 08:42:30 pm
Arnie could never lie to us!
An actor/politician that can't lie is like a . . . fish without . . . something fish need to be fish.  Scales?
Fish out of water.
Nah, that'd be a politician in an anarchy.  I'm thinking more like . . . the swim bladder!  Yeah, that thing.  Lying is like the swim bladder of politicians.  It lets them move up and down.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2009, 11:49:16 pm »
Quote from: LegoLord on December 16, 2009, 04:24:33 pm
Quote from: Zai on December 15, 2009, 10:16:09 pm
Quote from: LegoLord on December 15, 2009, 08:52:13 pm
Quote from: eerr on December 15, 2009, 08:42:30 pm
Arnie could never lie to us!
An actor/politician that can't lie is like a . . . fish without . . . something fish need to be fish.  Scales?
Fish out of water.
Nah, that'd be a politician in an anarchy.  I'm thinking more like . . . the swim bladder!  Yeah, that thing.  Lying is like the swim bladder of politicians.  It lets them move up and down.
Arnie doesn't have to lie because he doesn't need to.
He's so famous he can just do a schwarzenegger impression and people let him off the hook.

You don't need smarts and plans and ideas to justify yourself when you are the terminator.

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Re: Wolfram-alpha, We have entered into the final era of the Information age.
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2009, 12:27:10 am »
Here's a very nice one, I think:
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=why%3F

Additionally I have found it sort of stupid? I mean, it's a technological marvel but it fails to grasp the subtleties of the English language. I find that I often have to reword my questions awkwardly for it to understand me.
And sometimes it doesn't give me enough figures and just gives me a rounded whole number, which annoys me.
But on the whole, very ambitious, very cool, I hope it succeeds.

EDIT: Also
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=who+you+gonna+call
EDIT2: Hahaha this is a great followup to Why?
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=why+not

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=are+you+alive
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Is+god+real
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=are+you+real
Holy smokes, it even manages to wring an interpretation out of
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=your+mother
Holy mackerel!
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=why+is+the+sky+blue
It gets the correct answer to this but unfortunately not the correct answer to the riddle...
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=what+is+the+longest+word+in+the+english+language
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