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Dermonster

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Re: Tongsdale, Dig Deeper Community.
« Reply #60 on: December 20, 2009, 10:11:21 pm »

Ghost of Dermonster:

I am, or was, a simple man, with only a few aspirations in life. A soap tower in impossible conditions was one. Being remembered and having a somewhat decent burial reception were two and three.

I'm not angry. I never have been and i never will be. A little irked, maybe. Maybe.

I may just posses an immigrant during the next wave. Maybe a mason if no soap makers come. No, not posses... inaugurate. make me him, and him me. we shall become one. And we shall have our soap tower. And we shall call it...

The Twin Spires of Mind.
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Re: Tongsdale, Dig Deeper Community.
« Reply #61 on: December 20, 2009, 10:18:38 pm »

Journal of Xanthius, 19th of Moonstone

It's cold here. Really cold. Often, my drinks are half-frozen now. I'm surprised the water didn't freeze.

Someone made some armor out of a dead chicken.

I hate this damn silver axe. (Note to self: Request steel equipment from the traders unless we get the chance to make our own).

I finally got my statues! Also, I swear this place is haunted (Not by undead, by an actual ghost). I've heard...SOMETHING whenever I'm at the surface that is distinctly unnatural. It's not an enemy, fortunately. All I know about it is that it's probably the ghost of Dermonster, as whenever I hear it I get strange images of soap.

That is all for now.

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Well...what's next on our list? If possible, I suggest we dig deeper (pun is purely coincidental).
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Re: Tongsdale, Dig Deeper Community.
« Reply #62 on: December 20, 2009, 10:40:17 pm »

Journal of Mish, 10th Month Day 20.
Typical. Those fools. It was obvious they were going to mess up somewhere. I feel as though I was possessed when I decided to leave the mountain halls. I just wanted to get away from the mess.

I keep myself away, constantly smashing at the ice. I hope the fortress can attract someone who can atleast work a hammer.

Xanthius is going mad. He seemed the best of a bad bunch. I mean he survived here on his own for a while. He was rambling about some ghost and mumbling about soap in his sleep.
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Re: Tongsdale, Dig Deeper Community.
« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2009, 04:33:05 pm »

It's PLOT TWISTING TIME!


Journal of Brat, 10th Month Day 24.
Mother and father were asleep, along with the rest of the fortress.  The winter solstice plummets the temperature down.  Few venture out on their own, but from shadowy figures, distorted by snow and starlight cast down through the entryway.  Where doors used to stood but only sawdust remains.  I overheard voices in a hushed and quiet tone, carried by the wind and here and there.

"Why a fortress out here?  In this blasted cold!" A female voice complained, clearly shivering and nervous outside.
"Preemptive war." A male voice said seriously.
Alarmed she squealed "With 10 of us?  Who's going to wage war against this puny little outpost on a glacier?!"
"Shutup, be quiet!" He commanded, leaving a short pause to let the message sink in. "We are the first Dwarven Civilization ever to reach this continent.  This is the beach head, with supplies coming around on the south pole during summer and arriving in fall we need to hold this fortress.  We almost lost it all with some fool leaving the door open to some skeletal beast."  He said bitterly.
"See, that's the sort of thing that bugs me!  Why - here - where we have to defend against these sorts of things?"
"Quiet, I'm getting to that.  As I said, on this continent we are the first.  There are no other Dwarfs or Humans.  But!"  He paused dramatically there are two goblin civilizations north of here, and three Orc empires.  They are called:"  Parchment is heard ruffling in the wind.
"The Plague of Triangles and The Humorous lies, Goblin"
"The Nightmare of Hide, The Plaited Immorality of Spines and  The Rancorous Seduction, Orc"
"No help at all then."  muttered the lady, devoid of hope.
He snickered "Well.  There is an Elf civilization, pushed to the very Northern tip of this content by constant warfare."
"How do you know all this?"  She asked.
"It's an odd story"  He began.
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I leaned closer to the entrance, eager to hear more.  Eventually the lady spoke.
"So we're going to try and buy this persons allegiance. to fend off orcs and goblins?"
"Are you kidding me?  That's what the soap tower is for, we're going to piss them off to such a degree that he comes down here himself to wage war against us.  And when he does, the orcs and goblins that despise him so will follow right after."
"Then why put the fortress here with all the undead?"
"Training, and a living moat of sorts to make our task easier.  Get ready, we're gonna be angering those bastards as best we can next spring."
"Who else is in on this plan?"
"Ha, I'll let you figure that out."

« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 02:49:48 am by Qloos »
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Re: Tongsdale, Dig Deeper Community.
« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2009, 06:48:27 pm »

My twin spiraling soap towers are going to be the starters of a massive war.

BEST. THING. EVER.
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Re: Tongsdale, Dig Deeper Community.
« Reply #65 on: December 22, 2009, 03:32:48 am »

New rule: Unused Community Dwarfs mysteriously have their names changed to that of current Country Leaders.  These names cannot be changed.  AKA Felipe, (Mexico) the herbalist and Viktor, (Ukraine) the fisherdwarf.


Journal of Brat, 11th Month Day 1.
Adults are greedy, they didn't leave a bed for me.  My parents decided it would be better for my health if I didn't have the corpse room and took it themselves.  Viktor and Metila also don't have rooms, so I guess I ain't singled out.






Journal of Brat, 11th Month Day 8.

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Felipe has complained that he can't see what he's doing from all the Icey mist.  Mish said it might have something to do with the temperature, while Ups II suggested it's because he's a blind cave swallow who couldn't find his way out of a depression in the earth.

A side hallway has been dug pointlessly, Mish, being the one who has taken over mining duties was given alot of dubious stares.  He doesn't seem to understand why he dug it either.







Journal of Brat, 11th Month Day 12.
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We're getting sick of Felipes gripe.  He should shut up and get to work. 

All Metila seems to catch is strange things like octopus and crab, what happened to the fish man?  There was tons of the stuff!









Journal of Brat, 11th Month Day 19.
The refuse and furniture stockpiles were expanded today to make room for extra stock.  Mostly this is Urvads fault that they're so full.  "I LOVE CABINETS" he hollers with an altering tone of voice.  Felipe would of been able to remove all the bones if he didn't waste so much time with the screwpump.  Which we're still waiting for.   The majority of everyones time is still taken up by moving all the deads clothing, how much clothing did they bring?  I grabbed Xanthius arm one day after he was finished training and asked "Wouldn't it be faster to use a bin?"  I swear I heard his neck crack as he turned to glare at me.  Sheesh.

Finally some sane type of fish is being prepared,  Sole, Hake and Steelhead trout.








Journal of Brat, 11th Month Day 26.
Jeerves takes part in much less sparring than Xanthius and Unish.  His wrestling ability is far below the Expert techniques of his peers.  But somehow he proves to be more agile than both.

Felipe who STILL HASN'T MADE MY SCREWPUMP wandered into the dojo looking nervous.  "Er, I think the tide came and swept away some of the components for the screwpump into the sea"

They didn't even answer, Felipe's just punishment was delivered swifty, as Xanthius and Unish Karate flipped his dumb ass outside the dojo, an Ice boulder was reduced to ice cubes as Felipes blunt face penetrated into it.

Jeerves darted past them both, grabbed Felipe and hauled him down the hall and pointed at the construction devices.  "THAT!  Is a corkscrew."  Felipe stared at it for a moment.  "Oooooh."

« Last Edit: December 23, 2009, 02:44:04 am by Qloos »
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« Reply #66 on: December 22, 2009, 03:32:33 pm »

And all will bow down to the great Ups II.
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« Reply #67 on: December 23, 2009, 01:58:45 am »

Journal of Brat, 12th Month Day 3.
The ocean waves at the Eastern side of our home has given us some limited swimming skill, yes, the waves are that powerful.  Yet Metlia and Viktor stands outside on the Icy bridge as if the waves were nothing.

Xanthius was gossiping at breakfast, "And so get this!  They wanted to bruild a bridge that loops back to the glacier.  Completely pointless!"

"THAT IDEA'S AWESOME!" Urvad hollers as he stands on his table.

Xanthius looked extremely grumpy the next day, maybe it had to do with that Icy bridge.  Or maybe it had to do with Jeerves becoming an Expert Wrestler and taking over as Squad Leader.  The first thing he did was rename the squad to "The Tempted Armories of Raking."

As the cold period ends, we're all quite convinced that winters cold is not lethal.









Journal of Brat, 12th Month Day 12.
This fortress is prejudice against fisherdwarfs and assume they can sleep through the winter nights outside next to the icey sea's spray.

It's a prejudice that's turned out to be true in this case.  Or in Metilas case, he can sleep through Jeerves and Unish stepping all over his face as they spar.

Mish keeps mining out extra bedrooms, but everyone agrees that 11 is enough when there are only 7 beds.  With his new found mining techniques, he's ready to mine out the bloodmetal downstairs without destroying it all.  He's also given his professional opinion on the ore.  "It ain' no good for a metal. Aint worth much, ya?  Can't smith weapons from it, ya?"  Ya man, we gotchya.



Ups II looked outside at the entire south section of the outer fortress, "Erm, so we finally gather all those clothes yet?"  Urvad shook his head, "No, we ran out of room.  So we expanded the stockpile a bit."  Ups tisked, "Why don't we just use a bin-GAHHH" Ups screamed as Xanthius broke straight up through the Ice and knocked him flat on his ass for saying the B word.







Journal of Brat, 12th Month Day 17.



Aww, muffin?  You going to go rest cause Jeerves gave you a little bruise and you're a bit tired?  I thought that chicken leather armor would protect you from that sort of stuff.

I saw him enter his room for a mere moment and spring back out again as if he overcame a compound fracture.  He bound down the hall with a new spring in his step, and bumped into Felipe.  "Erm the screwpump isn't working." He told Unish timidly.



Unish Karate punched his lazy ass down the hall, he slid to a stop in front of Ups II who looked down frowning.  "You pump water so damn slow it managed to freeze in the screw pump you disgrace of a dwarf."








Journal of Brat, 12th Month Day 25.
Unish, Jeerves and Xanthius are all expert wrestlers now, but that can't save the fortress from dehydration.  Booze is down to 30 Pints, and the pump is still frozen.  We've gotten Mish on that thing to pump for all it's worth while Urvad built a roof overhead to trap some heat from his exertion, but no luck.  The only thing we can think of is to manually dismantle the whole thing for a second time and rebuild it to dislodge the Ice.

A letter was left in the dining hall that Elfs will be arriving this spring to trade.  We don't know who left the letter there, and it seems a little ominous.  But if they do come with liquids we'll either have to trade for it or seize it all by force.




Attention Community Members:
Everyone pick a number between 1 and 100.  We're drawing straws.  Who ever is closest won't be exiled from the fortress in case the screwpump is unable to pump water.  Better to have 1 dwarf live with 20 booze all to himself rather than everyone dieing because all the booze is gone.

This community fortress will be delayed for the Christmas Holidays to give everyone a chance to guess as I PM all living community members of the dire circumstances surrounding their dwarf.

P.S. Brats don't get to take part in drawing straws.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2009, 02:15:09 am by Qloos »
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Re: Tongsdale, Dig Deeper Community.
« Reply #68 on: December 23, 2009, 03:24:19 am »

55

I have three ideas to get something to drink

-Constructed floor as a roof won't work, to stop freezig the pump must be underneath natural rock (in this case natural ice)

-Brew EVERYTHING that we have that can be  brewed, and then cook some of that alcohol to get some food, it actualy increases the food supply, and more food from less raw food means more raw food that we can brew ^_^

-alternative solution, see below

I - Ice
C- Constructed
R-Rock


IIIIIII
IIIIIII
IIIIIII
R     R
R     R
RC   CR
RC   CR
RCCCCCR
RRRRRRR

Then colapse the red marked ice, this will form water as it lasts, the remaining ice above it will stop it freezing and the walls will stop it becoing salty
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And, they came. My fingers tingled, my nose twitched and my toes tickled... they came around the corner, over my bridge... Into my courtyard... Onto my trade depot...

Then everything near it exploded in a cloud of blood.

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« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2009, 05:58:52 am »

I would like to join, as either a Mason,or a marksmen. If you can I'd like for my room to be built in the stone, none of this cold ice business. If I'm picked to be marksman I'd like a small ice(Or stone! Always nice to have stone surrounding you rather then ice!) tower built outside for my outpost.

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And If I have to pick a number 33
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« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2009, 10:23:34 am »

77.
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God help us all...
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« Reply #71 on: December 23, 2009, 12:17:46 pm »

Vayre:  All those solutions will work, but I ain't doing the support drop of Ice into construction reservoir.  Self induced challenge.
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« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2009, 12:54:10 pm »

55 is taken? Fine. 54.

It's between the lowest and highest numbers, therefore I cannot lose.

Quick edit: Wait, only the guy who gets the closest number survives? Not the best way to run the community fort.

Dude, let 3 or 4 people live. Not just 1.
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« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2009, 02:30:10 pm »

Ghost of Dermonster:

It saddens me greatly that it has come to this. The booze has almost run out, and if they don't get water, most of the fort is going to be exiled. just one dwarf living by himself until the next migrant wave. Just like old times, eh Xanthius?

its is indeed a sad day where a dwarf has to choose lonliness over friendship.

*small chuickle* sometimes it isnt too bad being a ghost. I have no need to drink or eat. I still feel the urges though. oh god the urges. i have been sober for far too long. far, far too long.

I shall stay while they leave then. i shall watch over this fort forever.
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Re: Tongsdale, Dig Deeper Community.
« Reply #74 on: December 23, 2009, 04:02:04 pm »

HFS:  I never said the losers all die, they just have to survive outside the fortress for a small amount of time, [basically I'm looking for excuses to make the game more -fun-]

But the solution to my water problem is quiet easy, I channel the water so it goes under the natural Ice above then rebuild the pump to pump THAT.
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