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[Cthulhu]

I dunno, is everyone here?

[Akigagak]

According to the 'Active Members' thing, Neruz and Ram are here.

Two people missing is a bit much, unless they log in as hidden.

Possible thread name change to get their attention?

[Neruz]

I AM INWISABLE.

[Akigagak]

EDIT: Could we not rope in Aqizzar for an intro session?

[Cthulhu]

I dunno, maybe.  We'd still be missing two players, and my problem with missing a bunch of people is more that they're missing the adventure than that no one's controlling the characters.

[Akigagak]

ALERT.

CJ IS ONLINE.

[CJ1145]

I'm actually here. If we can, I'm all for a session. I just don't always have Bay 12 open, but I check it regularly.

[Neruz]

So do i need to sit here with this server online or not?

[Cthulhu]

I'm getting on now.

[Neruz]

The Dungeon Master: There's certainly no reason to give a member of your party up to them.
Rhordrar: It's RAM. That's a perfectly valid reason.
The Neruz Master: CJ has a little thing about RAM
The Dungeon Master: Are you tsundere for RAM?
Rhordrar: That's... not even close.
Rhordrar: I can't think of words to describe how mistaken you are.
The Neruz Master: sounds perfectly accurate to me
Urist: Do you even know what it means?
Rhordrar: Let me double-check TVTropes to be sure
The Neruz Master: You should really let those emotions out better CJ
Rhordrar: I was right. Tsundere nowhere near describes the unceasing hatred of RAM I feel.
The Neruz Master: You're just trying to deny your feelings for him
The Neruz Master: Standard Tsundere response
The Dungeon Master: CJ and RAM, sitting in a tree.
Rhordrar: No I'm not. I feel very deeply for him. Those feelings just happen to be intense hatred and anger.
The Dungeon Master: G-A-Y-S-E-X-ing!
Rhordrar: XD The Dungeon Master: First comes love
The Dungeon Master: Then comes marriage
Rhordrar: Then comes a gay love abomination in a baby carriage
The Neruz Master: Marriage only comes in certain states
The Dungeon Master: Then comes the government saying "You can't get married!"
Rhordrar: Then comes the legal suit?
The Dungeon Master: Queers!

[Akigagak]

The Neruz Master: the fact that my internets refuses to disconnect Akig leads me to believe that he is the father
Urist: I am the father of your Internets babies. We're calling them Interwebs and Intertubes The Dungeon Master: It hasn't disconnected me either.
The Neruz Master: i would fully support switching to FGII, i can get the 4e ruleset and modules for it, which are awesome
The Dungeon Master: I could be the father.
Urist: WHAT?
The Neruz Master: Nah, you're an Elder Evil
The Dungeon Master: Tentacles.
The Neruz Master: She might be pregnant, but she's not crazy
The Dungeon Master: My tentacles bring all the schoolgirls to the yard.
Urist: YOU BEEN TOUCHING MY BABE?
Urist: RAEG
The Neruz Master: Nope, he's been raping her
The Neruz Master: Wait
The Dungeon Master: Not my fault she can't be satisfied.
The Neruz Master: that's a subset of touching
The Neruz Master: Nevermind
Urist rolls Brute Strike to Hit: (d20+3+2) : [6 + 3 + 2] = 11
Urist: Anyone else sick of waiting for Ram?
Rhordrar: What the hell did I just miss?
The Dungeon Master: Wolf wolf of the wolf.
Urist: SPEASE MURHEENNS

Also: RAM, GET IN HERE.

[Cthulhu]

The loot:

150gp, 1 pearl, 1 potion of healing

The Crown

Delver's Armor - Leather
+1 to AC
Power (Daily): Free Action. Gain a +2 power bonus to a saving
throw you just rolled; use the new result.

Orb of Sanguinary Repercussions
Enhancement: +1 to Attack rolls and damage rolls
Critical: +1d6 damage per plus, or +1d10 damage per plus
against bloodied creatures
Power (Daily): Minor Action. Deal 1d6 + Intelligence modifier
damage to each bloodied creature within 5 squares of
you.

[Neruz]

Dood: It must have come out of the forest, I never saw it come though.
Dood: I was tending my sheep when I heard a crash, and my wife screaming.
Dood: I ran in and there it was, it had knocked the wall down and, and...
Dood: It already had her.
The Neruz Master: oh hey
Dood: I ran for my life.
The Neruz Master: was it Rhordrar?
The Dungeon Master: PRobably.
Urist: Heh
The Dungeon Master: No wait.
The Dungeon Master: Yeah.
The Dungeon Master: It probably was.
The Dungeon Master: On another rape crusade.
The Neruz Master: Case solved
Rhordrar: But... I don't remember this
The Neruz Master: Next!

[Cthulhu]

Bite (standard; at-will) ✦ Acid
Reach 2; +6 vs. AC; 1d8 + 4 plus 1d6 acid damage (plus an extra
1d6 acid damage on a successful opportunity attack).
Claw (standard; at-will)
Reach 2; +6 vs. AC; 1d8 + 4 damage.
Savage (standard; at-will)
The marauding monster makes two claw attacks. If the MM hits a single
target with both claws, it makes a bite attack against the same
target.
Acid Spray (standard; recharge 5/6 ) ✦ Acid
Close blast 5; +4 vs. Reflex; 3d6 + 4 acid damage, and the target
takes ongoing 5 acid damage and -4 to AC(save ends both).
Bloodied Spray (free, when first bloodied; encounter) ✦ Acid
The MM's breath weapon recharges, and the MM uses it
immediately.
Acidic Miasma (standard; encounter) ✦ Fear
Close burst 5; targets enemies; +4 vs. Fort; the target is dazed
until the end of the MM’s next turn. Aftereffect: The target
takes a –2 penalty to attack rolls (save ends).

[Akigagak]

Doods, gametable is freaking out, man.

Won't let me quit either.

I'll be a couple of minutes probably.