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Author Topic: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)  (Read 6358 times)

RAM

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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2009, 03:24:04 pm »
Wouldn't a higher metabolic rate increase food consumption which is exactly what everyone wanted to avoid?

Are we really going to aim for biological accuracy here???

How long would it take for hair growth to camouflage us? I rather think we want to be gone by then...

>If poisoned, sever and rebuild affected portions of body, starting with motor functions...
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2009, 03:46:36 pm »
Grow fangs.
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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2009, 03:47:31 pm »
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on December 13, 2009, 02:22:07 pm
But wait: Think about this. Fangs are much more discreet than venom sacs, and in our current stage that makes all the difference. I know -I-'d be worried if there was a mouse running around with sacs growing from its body.

Um, you need venom sacs - they feed the venom to the fangs.  Either alone is... useless.
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is he okay?
In the traditional sense of the word?  No, he's been dissolved in magma.

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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2009, 04:00:18 pm »
>>Grow fangs and check out the cages
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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2009, 04:13:48 pm »
> make skin out of spiderweb proteins, for armor.
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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2009, 05:14:52 pm »
>> Mutate giant sized cockroach wings, to enable flight.
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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2009, 05:31:18 pm »
>Grow internal venom sacs and fangs.
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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2009, 05:38:44 pm »
> Infect a cockroach. By blowing mice's skull with pressure
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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2009, 05:52:43 pm »
>Increase rate at which resources are gained.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2009, 09:54:25 pm »
Alternatively, we could use our genius for peace. I dunno, infecting a human and then using him to share our amazing biological knowledge and winning the MPrize.
In any case >bite someone. anyone.
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RAM

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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2009, 11:16:09 pm »
No! >decide that human is too disgusting to ever have any contact with.
Humans are boring, everyone always chooses human...
>Go jump in a lake.
Aquatic is way better than boring old human...
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2009, 06:15:14 am »
After much deliberation, you decide to give the host fangs. It squeals with pain as a few teeth become pointed and elongated. (consumed 2 BMUs). You also decide to integrate the spider silk protiens into your skin, giving you increased resilience. (consumed 8 BMUs) The spider bite stings badly and is swelling a good deal. Analysis of the venom Reveals it's unusual for this type of venom to be this painful.
Your host scurries over to the cages and counts 5 of them, with only three of them occupied by some rather large rats.
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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2009, 08:19:29 am »
>> Return to our cage, to eat, drink, rest and develop an immunity to this venom.
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is he okay?
In the traditional sense of the word?  No, he's been dissolved in magma.

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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2009, 08:27:50 am »
Quote from: Eidalac on December 14, 2009, 08:19:29 am
>> Return to our cage, to eat, drink, rest and develop an immunity to this venom.
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Re: Parasite Quest! (Part one: It came from the lab!)
« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2009, 08:49:26 am »
Quote from: Mad Larks on December 14, 2009, 08:27:50 am
Quote from: Eidalac on December 14, 2009, 08:19:29 am
>> Return to our cage, to eat, drink, rest and develop an immunity to this venom.
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