I just want to breed dogs in my fortress...
Simple little dogs...
And breed them to be larger...
So much larger...
All but the biggest of every litter to be made into bolts...
And the biggest... will go on and on and on...
Until they are the size of dragons... or larger.
At which point I will place them as watchdogs at the front of my fortress.
Now I just need to be able to breed mutations such as multiple heads!
Gobby McGob: Why is lord Caravel, our demon overlord, crying like a sissy?!
Gobs Goblinface (crying): Because he's realized what he's committed our invasion to fighting!
Gobby McGob (looks at the dragon-sized watchdogs and cries): Horrors! Demons from the Pack!
*ARF ARF* (Trees and mountains shake)
I don't know if its going to work that way, but one can dream.
Remind the Dwarf children not to play baseball in the sandlot. Not only because it's where the glass comes from, but also, they could accidentally send a rock to one of those watchdogs, and waste all sorts of resources to try and recover it.
Reason, it was signed by 'The Sultan of Swag', 'The Colosus of Stout', 'The Beard', 'The Great Baboonaza', We're talking about Urist Beardruby. The swing of his mighty hammer slung heads over 100 tiles. He succeeded in 714 decaps with his mighty hammer over the course of his 22 year adventuring/champion campaign. And to think, that very rock they were playing with, was etched by him with one of his very hammers.
Now that you think of it, those kids are definitely dwarfy. Especially the one that would decide to take the rock and out-run one of those colossal pooches throughout the entire fortress.