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[Phantom]

ABSCOND NOW

[ToonyMan]

Look at other wall.

[Tradanbattlan]

You do your best wallhug and sneak to the nearest exit. But there is a door in the way! And hey, you're against that other wall.

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[ToonyMan]

Open refrigerator.

[Phantom]

OPEN DOOR

ABSCOND
ENTER EVASION MODE
AVOID ALL GUARDS

[Tradanbattlan]

Puzzled as to why the door would turn into a fridge, you take a peek inside

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There is a man outside talking into a hand radio. He is obviously displeased with whoever is there.

CONFIRM COMMAND:
Abscond, Drop Into Evasion Mode
[Y/N]

[Tradanbattlan]

I am taking my 2:00 jog, I'll be back for the Blandventure sometime before 3:00. Post procedure will follow as normal when I return

[Phantom]

Y

[Armok]

EAT FOT

[Tradanbattlan]

You poke your head out of the door...

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Then skillfully hide behind the nearby safe.

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[Phantom]

PROCEED TO USE SAFE AS A DISGUISE.
SNEAK PAST OR KILL THAT GUY.

[Tradanbattlan]

Using your amazing safe-disguise making skills, you wear the safe almost like a cardboard box.

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And then you pounce at the guard to hug him, but you forgot you were wearing the disguise!

[Phantom]

Take radio and look for a Beatles song on it.

Fantasize about our hero.
Loot the stiff.

[ToonyMan]

Dial 911 on cell phone.

[Tradanbattlan]

You take off your CLEVER DISGUISE and stash it in your INVENTORY
You take a good look at the hand radio.

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It doesnt have any buttons, so it must be a one-channel. And sadly, the only song it has on it is "Disgruntled Middle-Aged Man Curses at You". You stash it in your INVENTORY anyways.

You loot the corpse.

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It has a KEY on it.