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Author Topic: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit  (Read 5001 times)

Tradanbattlan

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BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« on: December 12, 2009, 03:49:02 pm »
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RULES and LIMITATIONS
1. You are a HUMAN, so you don't have any fancy POWERS (?)
2. Your INVENTORY can only contain five ITEMS
3. You can use LOOK [Target] or SURROUNDINGS to look around
4. The first COMMAND given will be used, unless there is a BETTER alternative available.

COMMANDS
Basic COMMANDS are as follows: USE [Target], MOVE [Direction] or [To Target], LOOK [Target], PICK UP [Target], CHECK STATUS (or STATUS)
But use your IMAGINATION! You are not bound to these COMMANDS!
« Last Edit: December 12, 2009, 09:39:43 pm by Tradanbattlan »
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Phantom

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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2009, 03:54:25 pm »
DEVOUR GNOME
OM NOM NOM NOM
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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2009, 03:56:04 pm »
EXAMINE GNOME
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Tradanbattlan

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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2009, 03:59:04 pm »
Although the gnome looks delicious, your common sense tells you that it is in fact NOT delicious, but rather deadly. You decide to examine the gnome instead.
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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2009, 04:17:12 pm »
DEVOUR NOTE ON GNOME
DEVOUR COMMON SENSE
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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2009, 04:22:32 pm »
You greedily snatch the note from the gnome and swallow it whole. Delicious wood pulp. Your common sense tells you not to eat your common sense, as it would not taste like wood pulp.
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The note isn't sitting right in your stomach.
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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2009, 04:25:33 pm »
Ask Gnome why he is crying.
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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2009, 04:27:20 pm »
TAKE GNOMEHAT
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Phantom

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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2009, 04:29:16 pm »
EAT OUR STUPID BEANIE
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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 04:29:37 pm »
You think the gnome's hat may be a nice ice cream cone, but a more pressing matter is at hand. You ask why the Gnome is crying.
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It would seem the note you devoured was a love note from a female.
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Phantom

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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2009, 04:32:53 pm »
SHOVE GNOME THROUGH BARS
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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2009, 04:39:26 pm »
It's a tight fit, but you manage to get the gnome through the bars.
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You hear him land on a conveniently placed button, and you hear a bell ringing behind you
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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2009, 04:40:29 pm »
PUT XxNOTExX IN INVENTORY
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2009, 04:41:41 pm »
Spoiler: BECOME THIS GUY (click to show/hide)
ABSCOND TO THE RIGHT
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Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2009, 04:45:00 pm »
You convince yourself that this is not the time for tomfoolery, and reach down your gut for the note.
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It's covered in your stomach juices, but otherwise undamaged.

Quote from: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 04:41:41 pm
Spoiler: BECOME THIS GUY (click to show/hide)
ABSCOND TO THE RIGHT
This is no time to fantasize about your hero!
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