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[RAM]

*sees a blob of flesh splat on the ground nearby and start to consume the nearby material.*
*Looks at where it came from and sees that the fireteams have been melded into a giant mess of fused flesh, that is firing at it.*
*Runs away, calling to the Police to run and regroup, for a co-ordinated counter-attack before it becomes unstoppable.*

[Phantom]

*The fireteams were actually not the ball of flesh, it happens to be a NOD soldier convoy*
*The fireteams have escaped to Phantoms Island, where RAM holds no power, that and RAM would be blown up by a very special type of missile*

*Phantom talks to RAM from beyond the grave*
"You are an insufferable prick that I hope that dies in some horrible way."

[LeoLeonardoIII]

*Phantom talks to RAM from beyond the grave*
"You are an insufferable prick that I hope that dies in some horrible way."

See I tol' you he would keep being awesome

[Phantom]

*The Grim reaper (also known as Death) walks in saying that he let Phantom do it, because Phantom replaced his lightbulbs and fed his goldfish*

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Skeletal goldfish, like in Spelunky?

[Phantom]

*Death says yes, well he does have a Skeletal Goldfish and an ordinary Goldfish*

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oops, Death carried too many crash items into a map with a lot of scripts. Looks like Death just crashed the world.

Reboot.

We find ourselves outside the Vault. All the equipment from inside that still works has been scavenged and is sitting in a pile.

120 Food+Water
3 Pistol
30 Pistol Ammo
1 Rifle
10 Rifle Ammo
4 Knife
2 Crowbar
5 Spare Vault Suit
10 Flare
1 Binoculars
1 Time Detonator
1 Dynamite
1 Flashbang Grenade
1 Smoke Grenade

Inside the vault are the smoking remains of a riot caused by an argument over the Holy Memes. We are the only survivors who remain sane - others may yet lurk inside seething with murderous rage.

We are the last who carry the Book of the One True Meme.


Exits are
Vault 1337
Open Desert
Mountain Pass
Dry Riverbed

[Phantom]

*A space marine and a few Imperial Guardsmen starts to beat Leo, although Phantom, Ghost, and Guardian are still dead.*

[LeoLeonardoIII]

No, you see, the game was not saved. That information is gone, unrecoverable.

[Phantom]

*Apparently, their deaths happened outside of the game, in fact, they were in a more Far Cry 2/Mercenaries type of game*

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh well in THAT case, you need to have someone start a Far Cry / Mercenaries forum game, abandon it, let me hijack it, and put your actions there.

[Phantom]

*Actually, they weren't playing a game at all. They just died fighting for GDI. But their squad members are still alive. The only way to contact them is in an RP Thread.*

[LeoLeonardoIII]

But if Phantom died then how are you still posting?! 

[Phantom]

What? This is Manta, Ghosts Squad Member and I'm jus-
Santorez what th-

Hold on, I gotta continue that Picture Fight thing.

Fine, just let me have the-

Yeah Yeah.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh I see you are a robot. That is why you're always online!

Are you going to offer me an amazing opportunity to help you flee your country with 300$ millions dollar?