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[LeoLeonardoIII]

Let's do it ourselves.

We find ourselves outside the Vault. All the equipment from inside that still works has been scavenged and is sitting in a pile.

120 Food+Water
3 Pistol
30 Pistol Ammo
1 Rifle
10 Rifle Ammo
4 Knife
2 Crowbar
5 Spare Vault Suit
10 Flare
1 Binoculars
1 Time Detonator
1 Dynamite
1 Flashbang Grenade
1 Smoke Grenade

Inside the vault are the smoking remains of a riot caused by an argument over the Holy Memes. We are the only survivors who remain sane - others may yet lurk inside seething with murderous rage.

We are the last who carry the Book of the One True Meme.


Exits are
Vault 1337
Open Desert
Mountain Pass
Dry Riverbed

[RAM]

I take a knife and 5 rations and catch some rats in the ruins of the vault.

[Phantom]

*Phantom beats down LeoLeonardoIII with the help of Police*

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh god no are my bones supposed to be showing?


Communal Pile

115 Food+Water
3   Pistol
30  Pistol Ammo
1   Rifle
10   Rifle Ammo
3   Knife
2   Crowbar
5   Spare Vault Suit
10  Flare
1   Binoculars
1   Time Detonator
1   Dynamite
1   Flashbang Grenade
1   Smoke Grenade


RAM: Knife, 5 rations. Hunting rats in vault.
Leo: Getting beaten by Phantom and the Police
Phantom: Beating Leo with the aid of the Police

RAM: While you're hunting rats you find that a ventilation shaft is rattling. Inside you find some child's stash from long ago: a worn decoder ring, a box of Cheesy Poofs, and a shiny Sherriff's Badge.

[Phantom]

*Several civilians begin to partake in the beating.*
*Spetsnaz, Brotherhood Of Steel, and French Foreign Legion beat Leo with Shock batons and Shock Knives.*

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You're just sore about the hot pink armor still.

[Phantom]

No, well kind of and that you just hijacked someones game without their consent.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh come on it's been a week and if he comes back we can actually start - he didn't even start us yet. I'm just fooling around.

[Phantom]

*Several civilians begin to partake in the beating.*
*Spetsnaz, Brotherhood Of Steel, and French Foreign Legion beat Leo with Shock batons and Shock Knives.*

My standing action for now.

[RAM]

I wear the sheriff's badge and Order the police to detain the citizens for disturbing the peace and then get out of my jurisdiction.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

All the civilians are rounded up and tossed into the desert. They might survive!

The only people left after their shapes disappear through the waves of heat are the players.

The sun glints off your newfound Badge of Authoritah

[RAM]

Decode the world.
I light a fire and have a rat-themed barbecue.

[Keita]

I take the knife, rifle and ammo and wait in till something interesting happens

[Strife26]

Strife pulls his rifles from hammerspace and finds a good shooting perch.

[Phantom]

*Phantom pulls out some awesome black combat goggles, a balaclava, Combat Armor and a Combat Helmet, and finally a specially modified Assault Rifle out of a stash he hid outside. He heads out into the Desolate wasteland with 9 clips and all the food and water
Of course he brought a cart along with him.*